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Just gonna come out and say it: the Who’s of Whoville are shitty neighbors.
Covid would have decimated them while the Grinch wouldn’t have even noticed. Bet the Grinch also has a zero carbon footprint.
The amount of gadgets and other miscellaneous items he has tells me otherwise. Also, how is he powering all of that? I don’t see any solar panels or wind turbines close to his cave on the top of that mountain. E: Pretty sure powering it all with dog power leaves a bigger carbon footprint than a generator.
Carbon footprints require fossil fuels. Burning wood is carbon neutral and if he and the dog are hunting or gathering, they’d be doing in a sustainable way just by happenstance.
And all of his gadgets and such are recycled from the garbage.
Truly the role model we need for the 21st century.
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4 fictional characters celebrating a stolen holiday after substituting new fictional events.
Yup. Disgraceful
U mean Santa? The guy who give shit tone of stuff for free… is pro capitalism?
You see how many advertising campaigns he gets involved in? Man is a corporate whore to the bone!
His Coca-Cola deal alone has been plenty lucrative.
Santa does not like poor families. If you’re rich, you’re a good kid in Santa’s eyes.
There’s an entire Your Favorite Martian song that talks just about this, it came out all the way back in 2011. I have to be honest, I’m not a massive fan of their music style from back then.
He is one of the biggest utilizes of slave labor in the world, not to mention a European colonizer.
But the elves learn useful skills!! Lol
Don’t be mad I grew up in fl
That’s a myth. Santa is actually an immortal vampire who, through ancient treachery, is contractually obligated to serve the communist elf collective of the north pole.
Yes but Santa is very classist, how else do you explain how rich kids get rich presents and poor get poor presents
Santa: “Ho ho ho! Those POORS should know their place! MERRY CHRISTMAS!”
Or no presents. I wasn’t in that boat, but I know that some are.
He gets mad kickbacks from Big Toy.
yeah, you know what they say: first one’s free
I hate to be the one to tellyou this but “Santa” is really just your parents buying toys.
All four characters are fictional, what’s your point?
The toys aren’t truly free. The cost is the elven labor he steals by the sledful
I was thinking it would make more sense to change the x-axis to “materialism”
I believe they were thinking consumerism and capitalism are synonymous.
The Grinch is a comrade, pass it on
Um Jesus didn’t know what Christmas was, as it didn’t exist, but would almost certainly be against it and its concept …
Wait until he finds out about Easter.
Well, I guess he already found out
Uhhmmm, Christmas is Jesus birth. Im pretty sure he knew He was born.
What capitalism has twisted it into now would most certainly not be what Christ wanted and probably would have said the similar things He said to the pharisees.
Christ is born! Glorify Him!
I never thought there would be a graph where Jesus and I aligned
By all accounts he was a pretty chill dude. Hanging out with prostitutes and turning water to wine, feeding the poor and flipping tables at the marketplace.
Unless he was hungry, in which case he’d angrily scream at trees.
The fig tree is a metaphor for people who aren’t bringing good into the world but just taking up space.
But the tree was out of season. So it’s a terrible metaphor.
Fuck. The Protestants were right. Jesus wants us working all the time, even when we shouldn’t be.
Oh shit
Mood, though
He also liked feet.
based working girl whisperer
…am I a Christian?
No, but neither was Jesus.
Except it wasn’t a marketplace which makes it even better
Jesus himself seems like he had the right ideas, it’s Christians that are the problem.
Jesus is the adults version of Santa
How is the Grinch anticapitalist?
In the end, doesn’t he succumb to the shallow and empty promises of their capitalist society, though?
he succumbs to some type of heart disease
“His heart grew three sizes that day”
Sounds like cancer to me.
cardiomegaly leading to diastolic heart failure more than likely
He does, The Grinch is a tragedy for the ages
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They all realize that christmas means a little bit more
Money!
Profit uber alles!
Grinch is anti-cheerfulness, not anticapitalist.
Didn’t someone point out that Grinch wasn’t anti-Christmas, just anti-people?
Am I reading this right? Aceofsquiddles is much more pro-Christmas than Jesus and a little bit less capitalist?
I’m with Jesus. St Nicholas of Myra sent gifts down a chimney; not some coca cola drinking, milk and cookie chugging, overweight demon that obsesses on children and uses slave labor.
