• @[email protected]
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    1118 months ago

    I once got frisked at the o2 centre in London going into a comedy show and the security guard straight up grabbed my penis. We made eye contact like yup, that’s a penis

    • @[email protected]
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      1178 months ago

      Haha the same thing happened to me, at Chicago O’Hare airport.

      Before they searched me the man said I had a “suspicious package” in my “groin area”. I’ll never forget the man’s face as he grabbed a handful of dick. Eye contact as well, it was so romantic (probably not for him, but I still had a semi so…)

      • Midnight Wolf
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        588 months ago

        Lmfao the parenthesized text makes this absolute gold

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        68 months ago

        “…and when you’re a TSA Agent, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the dick! You can do anything.”

    • Midnight Wolf
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      498 months ago

      “so are you going to finish what you started?”