• @[email protected]
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    1177 months ago

    Haha the same thing happened to me, at Chicago O’Hare airport.

    Before they searched me the man said I had a “suspicious package” in my “groin area”. I’ll never forget the man’s face as he grabbed a handful of dick. Eye contact as well, it was so romantic (probably not for him, but I still had a semi so…)

    • Midnight Wolf
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      587 months ago

      Lmfao the parenthesized text makes this absolute gold

    • @[email protected]
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      67 months ago

      “…and when you’re a TSA Agent, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the dick! You can do anything.”