I once got frisked at the o2 centre in London going into a comedy show and the security guard straight up grabbed my penis. We made eye contact like yup, that’s a penis
Haha the same thing happened to me, at Chicago O’Hare airport.
Before they searched me the man said I had a “suspicious package” in my “groin area”. I’ll never forget the man’s face as he grabbed a handful of dick. Eye contact as well, it was so romantic (probably not for him, but I still had a semi so…)
Lmfao the parenthesized text makes this absolute gold
“…and when you’re a TSA Agent, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the dick! You can do anything.”
“so are you going to finish what you started?”
“GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS”
“What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?”
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!”
“That’s a nice headlock, sir! I see that you know your judo well!”
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
It’s a good thing I posted it here
Soda can? erection? Same thing!
He wouldn’t have caught such a beating if the erection hadn’t gotten even larger during the beating.
“stop resisti- wait wtf STOP ENJOYING IT”
THE PISTOL IS GETTING BIGGER, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
God gave you the boner that got your ass beat.
Nah, that was Waluigi
If this was me in that paper that would be my tinder photo
