My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.

  • @KintarianOPEnglish
    3•3 months ago

    I’m listening to Ghost now, friend of Satan 🤘

      • @KintarianOPEnglish
        1•3 months ago

        I really was listening to Ghost

          • @KintarianOPEnglish
            1•3 months ago

            I’m on the circle

            • nocturneEnglish
              2•3 months ago

              Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil?

              • @KintarianOPEnglish
                1•3 months ago

                Fun fact: You have to be a Christian to believe in the devil. That means you can only worship the devil if you’re a Christian.

              • @KintarianOPEnglish
                1•3 months ago

                Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub
                Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer

          • @KintarianOPEnglish
            1•3 months ago

            I get it now. Square Hammer. I’m a bit dense sometimes.