I’ll have you know that was my grandfather and he will be missed dearly.
he lost his grip after that last picture and in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Actual comedians are out there grinding on the daily, going to clubs and bombing, thinking about their act a million times a day, tryna work out timing and intonation and how best to fit the punchline in the sentence structure, how to reduce filler, all this weird shit that has never once crossed your mind because why would it, you’re not a comedian. And that’s a shit joke, because it’s not ingrained in you (or OP) how to make a good joke. Nobody’s getting offended here, it just wasn’t funny - or idk, maybe you’re projecting and you got offended when people weren’t laughing at a poorly made meme, so you responded with your own poorly made meme?
Let’s face it, this entire thread has not illicited even a smile, let alone laughs. Memes are great for scrolling, but let’s not confuse them with jokes.
you sound like Dane Cook after an hour of…well…being Dane Cook.
you can’t gatekeep humor. I can’t fucking stand pretentious self-centered pricks like yourself.
humor isn’t here for YOU, it’s not here for ME. humor is here for them, the people who need it most. the ones who hate the day, you, themselves. the ones consuming the humor, even the ones telling the humor. IMO you’re a humorless prick, and that’s the only reason why your probably so insufferable be around.
I’m going to give you the best advice you’ll ever hear, so listen up.
if you don’t like the jokes I’m tellin, then get the fuck out! you paid nothing to be here. your tickets were free, as in feel free to fuckin leave.
Humor? Your idea of a joke is adding text to a photo. You’re not funny, your jokes stink, you have two left hands, nobody read your self-righteous rant.
Or some unbelievable shit happens and you just don’t believe Anything, not saying it’s likely but you’re coming in with the idea of yes I am absolutely right on this and nobody can tell me otherwise
(Note: if you respond, I get to continually harass you and tell you you’re mad- because dems the new rules!)
And small dick energy? No need to go after one’s manhood because you don’t like what they say. It’s every bit as juvenile as assuming one’s emotional state when you know nothing about them- and just a small percentage worse than barging into a converse for no other propose than to antagonize.
Also, I very much enjoy trolling trolls. I’m better at it.
I’m laughing my ass off at how seeming impossible it is to convince an internet rando that I know better than they do when it comes to my emotional state.
Like. I get that you’re a troll- bRo… but man… I’ve seen better trolls on desks in HR offices.
DO better. Then be better.
Side note- I never was trying to say the word “do.” Maybe learn how to read.
The reason you appear mad is because you keep replying, so vehemently adamant that you’re not even the slightest bit upset, and yet you’re spending so much energy to deny it. Thou dost protest too much.
So let me get this straight so I understand the new rules of Internet interaction.
I say a thing. Someone gets to tell me I’m mad. And the only way to say that I’m not mad is to not respond. But if I do respond, new people who have nothing to do with the discussion (trolls)… get to tell me that I’m mad. But I can’t ever indicate that I’m not. So in essence, others know more about me than I do. Nice built-in automatic win button you got there… Bro!
Holy shit this has got to be the dumbest thing I think I’ve heard in a long time! Seriously…. Did I stumble into r/teenagers?
So now- since you’re responding to me, by your rules, I get to claim that you’re upset now. U mad bro? Why u mad? Awww bro… cheer up bro! If you stop responding. You’ll not be mad. Just don’t respond to be happy!
Bro.
Oh and it’s “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
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I’ll have you know that was my grandfather and he will be missed dearly.
he lost his grip after that last picture and in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
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I can be offended if it makes someone feel better.
Please do.
Well, I’ve never! The audacity of some people!
This is OUTRAGEOUS! I am shocked and appalled.
I came here just for the offense
God I don’t miss that novelty act
Actual comedians are out there grinding on the daily, going to clubs and bombing, thinking about their act a million times a day, tryna work out timing and intonation and how best to fit the punchline in the sentence structure, how to reduce filler, all this weird shit that has never once crossed your mind because why would it, you’re not a comedian. And that’s a shit joke, because it’s not ingrained in you (or OP) how to make a good joke. Nobody’s getting offended here, it just wasn’t funny - or idk, maybe you’re projecting and you got offended when people weren’t laughing at a poorly made meme, so you responded with your own poorly made meme?
Let’s face it, this entire thread has not illicited even a smile, let alone laughs. Memes are great for scrolling, but let’s not confuse them with jokes.
I chuckled.
you sound like Dane Cook after an hour of…well…being Dane Cook.
you can’t gatekeep humor. I can’t fucking stand pretentious self-centered pricks like yourself.
humor isn’t here for YOU, it’s not here for ME. humor is here for them, the people who need it most. the ones who hate the day, you, themselves. the ones consuming the humor, even the ones telling the humor. IMO you’re a humorless prick, and that’s the only reason why your probably so insufferable be around.
I’m going to give you the best advice you’ll ever hear, so listen up.
– some comedian
Humor? Your idea of a joke is adding text to a photo. You’re not funny, your jokes stink, you have two left hands, nobody read your self-righteous rant.
here, no text.
stop, you’re somebody to somebody.
Or some unbelievable shit happens and you just don’t believe Anything, not saying it’s likely but you’re coming in with the idea of yes I am absolutely right on this and nobody can tell me otherwise
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I personally do not believe that it happened, but I also do not believe that it didn’t happen. I simply have a lack of belief
Aye. Whether or not it happened is completely irrelevant to the meme.
Where do you get that the train is completely empty? Look in the reflection, every seat is taken and people are standing
There’s empty seats right behind the dude lol
Why do some people get so upset about something made up for the sake of humor? Not everything has to be true to life, dude.
Not upset. How about this… You don’t get to tell others what they are or are not, cool?
And try reading my original comment and this time, try and get the context. It might help a bit.
The tone here and your original comment says otherwise, but whatever. Maybe perturbed is a better word.
A better word would be one chosen by me as I’m the one that gets to make a ruling on the state of my agitation or lack of it.
I assure you I have zero fucks to give emotionally about what anyone here ever has to say.
Naw fam, you tilted. Frfr.
Whatever the fuck that means, I’m certain it’s wrong.
JFC, as someone reading this thread hours after the fact, you are the only one here that radiates tiny-dick energy.
Let. It. Go.
Why u mad bro?
(Note: if you respond, I get to continually harass you and tell you you’re mad- because dems the new rules!)
And small dick energy? No need to go after one’s manhood because you don’t like what they say. It’s every bit as juvenile as assuming one’s emotional state when you know nothing about them- and just a small percentage worse than barging into a converse for no other propose than to antagonize.
Also, I very much enjoy trolling trolls. I’m better at it.
Toodles!
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I’m ignorant of a great many things, bro. We all get mad. Just own it, bro.
Also, if you wanna be a pseudo intellectual at least spell “do” right.
I’m laughing my ass off at how seeming impossible it is to convince an internet rando that I know better than they do when it comes to my emotional state.
Like. I get that you’re a troll- bRo… but man… I’ve seen better trolls on desks in HR offices.
DO better. Then be better.
Side note- I never was trying to say the word “do.” Maybe learn how to read.
I said TO you, as in- from YOUR perspective.
Fair regarding to.
The reason you appear mad is because you keep replying, so vehemently adamant that you’re not even the slightest bit upset, and yet you’re spending so much energy to deny it. Thou dost protest too much.
Keep being mad bro
Fucking hilarious!
So let me get this straight so I understand the new rules of Internet interaction.
I say a thing. Someone gets to tell me I’m mad. And the only way to say that I’m not mad is to not respond. But if I do respond, new people who have nothing to do with the discussion (trolls)… get to tell me that I’m mad. But I can’t ever indicate that I’m not. So in essence, others know more about me than I do. Nice built-in automatic win button you got there… Bro!
Holy shit this has got to be the dumbest thing I think I’ve heard in a long time! Seriously…. Did I stumble into r/teenagers?
So now- since you’re responding to me, by your rules, I get to claim that you’re upset now. U mad bro? Why u mad? Awww bro… cheer up bro! If you stop responding. You’ll not be mad. Just don’t respond to be happy!
Bro.
Oh and it’s “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
Pseudo intellectual indeed.
The original image os from Rio de Janeiro’s 2016 Olympics when the metro line to the west zone was inaugurated and only tourists can used it.