• @[email protected]
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    Why do people have to make shit up in these memes? Is what really happens in real life just not enough for people? It’s alway got to be some dumb or cute trope to fluff it up.

    Dude is fit as fuck. Let that be what it is. He doesn’t need to be a grandpa in the story if he isn’t one, and clearly no one offered him a seat in an empty train.

    • @GreenKnight23
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      I’ll have you know that was my grandfather and he will be missed dearly.

      he lost his grip after that last picture and in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

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        Actual comedians are out there grinding on the daily, going to clubs and bombing, thinking about their act a million times a day, tryna work out timing and intonation and how best to fit the punchline in the sentence structure, how to reduce filler, all this weird shit that has never once crossed your mind because why would it, you’re not a comedian. And that’s a shit joke, because it’s not ingrained in you (or OP) how to make a good joke. Nobody’s getting offended here, it just wasn’t funny - or idk, maybe you’re projecting and you got offended when people weren’t laughing at a poorly made meme, so you responded with your own poorly made meme?

        Let’s face it, this entire thread has not illicited even a smile, let alone laughs. Memes are great for scrolling, but let’s not confuse them with jokes.

        • @GreenKnight23
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          you sound like Dane Cook after an hour of…well…being Dane Cook.

          you can’t gatekeep humor. I can’t fucking stand pretentious self-centered pricks like yourself.

          humor isn’t here for YOU, it’s not here for ME. humor is here for them, the people who need it most. the ones who hate the day, you, themselves. the ones consuming the humor, even the ones telling the humor. IMO you’re a humorless prick, and that’s the only reason why your probably so insufferable be around.

          I’m going to give you the best advice you’ll ever hear, so listen up.

          if you don’t like the jokes I’m tellin, then get the fuck out! you paid nothing to be here. your tickets were free, as in feel free to fuckin leave.

          – some comedian

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            Humor? Your idea of a joke is adding text to a photo. You’re not funny, your jokes stink, you have two left hands, nobody read your self-righteous rant.

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              here, no text.

              you big fucking baby

              nobody read your self-righteous rant.

              stop, you’re somebody to somebody.

      • @[email protected]
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        23 hours ago

        Not upset. You don’t get to tell others what they are or are not, cool?

        And try reading my original comment and this time, try and get the context. It might help a bit.

          • @[email protected]
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            11 hour ago

            A better word would be one chosen by me as I’m the one that gets to make a ruling on the state of my agitation or lack of it.

            I assure you I have zero fucks to give emptily about what anyone here ever has to say.

    • @yokonzo
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      Or some unbelievable shit happens and you just don’t believe Anything, not saying it’s likely but you’re coming in with the idea of yes I am absolutely right on this and nobody can tell me otherwise

      • @[email protected]
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        So you’re telling me that you believe that a man was offered a seat on a completely empty train…

        You ACTUALLY believe that?

        Know that it’s safe to just… not believe everything you see. Just as safe and probably more so than believing everthing.

        Don’t believe me?

        So… ’m a prince that lives in Africa and I need you to send me money to help me out of a tight situation here. Do so, and I will reward you ten times over!

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          I personally do not believe that it happened, but I also do not believe that it didn’t happen. I simply have a lack of belief

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          Where do you get that the train is completely empty? Look in the reflection, every seat is taken and people are standing

    • @surewhynotlem
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      With moves like that, I don’t think that’d stop anyone.

  • @9point6
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    Everyone should know grandpa strength is nothing to fuck with

  • @CluckN
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    Why would they offer a seat on a train with 8 open seats?

  • @shonn
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    Is this from a video where a body builder dresses as an old man to get shocked reactions at the gym?

    • Live Your Lives
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      If you look at pictures of people doing a “human flag pole” you’ll see that they all have their arms spread wide, with one hand above them and the other one below. And if you look at the guy in the background, you can see he is looking at the guys feet instead of at the man himself. So, yes, this old guy is absolutely being lifted up by his feet.

    • @Rolando
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      ikr where’s that bias-detection bot when you really need it? /s

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    At first I was like he’s doing a chinup, bad ass! But why is the picture rotat- oh… Oh, wait…