• FuglyDuck
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    12 hours ago

    Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?

    I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

    • car bomb.
    • sawed off shotgun
    • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
    • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
    • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
    • special mention to Novichok
    • biologic (similar delivery.)
    • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

    This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)

    • @Seasm0ke
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      21 hour ago

      Please stop, I can only get so erect

      • FuglyDuck
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        130 minutes ago

        We don’t need any dead martyrs.

        Which is why I want him to pop an aneurysm or something, in the middle of a hate fueled rally.