• @Seasm0ke
    32•5 months ago

    It was closed for the stunt

    • @[email protected]
      6•5 months ago

      He still worked hard there then the White house. I say hire him McDonald’s. He can be the new Ronald.

      • @ikiddEnglish
        4•5 months ago

        McD’s doesn’t hire convicted felons.

        • FuglyDuckEnglish
          3•5 months ago

          Yes they do.

          They absolutely do.

          They would have extreme difficulty staffing without felons.

    • FuglyDuckEnglish
      4•5 months ago

      Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?

      I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

      • car bomb.
      • sawed off shotgun
      • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
      • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
      • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
      • special mention to Novichok
      • biologic (similar delivery.)
      • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

      This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)

      • @Seasm0ke
        8•5 months ago

        Please stop, I can only get so erect

        • FuglyDuckEnglish
          5•5 months ago

          We don’t need any dead martyrs.

          Which is why I want him to pop an aneurysm or something, in the middle of a hate fueled rally.

      • @FelixCress
        2•5 months ago

        I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

        • car bomb.
        • sawed off shotgun
        • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
        • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
        • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
        • special mention to Novichok
        • biologic (similar delivery.)
        • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

        Keep going, I am really enjoying it.