Very nice work. You beat me to the punch, but I’ma ride your coat-tails and post my version here anyway!
Image pulling up and not knowing he was going to do this.
It was closed for the stunt
He still worked hard there then the White house. I say hire him McDonald’s. He can be the new Ronald.
too orange, he’d be a better Mayor McCheese…if it wasn’t for all the corruption.
bitch is so corrupt he shouldn’t even hold a make-believe position in a make-believe world.
he’s so unemployable that even The Hamburgler wouldn’t hire him.
just to make it clear, that orange corrupt unemployable bitch is so untrustworthy he has to stay at least 1000ft away from the fry kids school out of fear that he’ll “grab em by the frybox”.
McD’s doesn’t hire convicted felons.
Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?
I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:
- car bomb.
- sawed off shotgun
- normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
- any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
- chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
- special mention to Novichok
- biologic (similar delivery.)
- nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)
This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)
What a terrible choice for a photo op.
If (hopefully) he loses, this image would still be out there, perfect for meme material.
Where he’ll work after losing to pay off legal debts.
I feel like I got 10 years younger seeing this Facebook-tier image on Lemmy of all places, lol.
Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?
If you hand him cash or card, he’ll steal it and say the immigrants took your money and to ask Kamala why they keep letting this happen. By the time you get your meal, Trump would’ve taken a bite out of your burger and left poop smears inside the bag.
Well this is why they closed the restaurant first and only sent a few of his fanatics through the drive through line.
It was also well rehearsed and specific persons installed to be customers. They didn’t want another repeat of JD Vance ordering donuts while trying to pretend he was a regular guy who could relate to people instead of couches.
I would throw a milkshake at him
Yes… Made with milk. From my glove compartment.
A white, powered “milkshake” that you can send via the mail anymore?
There’s no way he’s good enough to work drive through. Put him on bathroom duty.
He can’t even change his own diaper.
So THAT is why some of the McDonald’s bathrooms are so disgusting.
Not my McDonald’s. The worst it’s ever been was like 2 weeks after I started and some tweaker literally blasted liquid shit all over the fucking walls in the handicap stall. I asked for a week off after that and they gave it to me despite not actually going past the probation period where you can start accruing PTO.
A similar thing happened to me years ago while working a graveyard shift at a gas station. Somebody came in late at night and projectile shit all over the top of the toilet and the wall behind it. Never seen anything like it in my life. Your description was perfect tbh haha… But anyways… Yeah I didn’t clean that shit. I left it for the next person coming in… Pretended like I never noticed it. I felt bad for whoever cleaned it but my minimum wage making ass wasn’t about to clean up liquid shit that was sprayed all over a wall
I always thought there was supposed to be some kind of PPE or cleanup team that has to do that. Thankfully never had it at any of my old retail jobs but one of my friends said at their grocery store they basically just had a high powered hose they blasted everything down with then went after with sanitizer
That is kinda how we do it. Everything is tile and there are drains in the floor so we just spray everything down with sanitizer+hot water and then mop up the excess to also get the floors. That’s why everything is always moist.
Having a hose would make it faster, tho…
He would probably hide sensitive government docs in there.
Donald Trump: Flushing America down the shitter, one classified document at a time!
This mf can’t even wear an apron correctly.
It has that facemask under the nose look going doesn’t it.
I mean it’s covering his bitch tits; it’s not his fault they sit so low.
It’s nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.
ok i guffawed
I’m honored.
I blocked “Trump” and even “Donald” (upper and lowercase) on here, and I still have to see this shit?
Inaccurate. With Trump you can always count on getting lies.
Service with a Scowl
So many memeable pictures from this stunt
Wait, this is a real picture?
This is a real picture released by his own press team
#boycottmcdonalds
If trump is the thing that finally kills McDonald’s after everything… You know what I’ll take it.
Do lies go with that shake?
