The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?

  • Eager Eagle
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    1 month ago

    the paper used the entire population (200 thousand) and would take some 10 ^ 10 ^ 7 heat deaths of the universe

    • Nougat
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      421 month ago

      It could happen the very first time a monkey sat down at a typewriter. It’s just very unlikely.

        • Nougat
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          361 month ago

          … the probability of the monkeys replicating even a single page of Shakespeare is unfathomably small.

          But not zero.

          • @CeeBee_Eh
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            31 month ago

            Basically nothing is ever truly zero

            • Nightwatch Admin
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              231 month ago

              Someone wiser than me already said that it already has happened: 1 ape did, in fact, write the complete works of Shakespeare.

                • @Klear
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                  21 month ago

                  apes ⊂ monkeys, actually.

                  • @scarabic
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                    31 month ago

                    monkey c monkey do

                  • @scarabic
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                    21 month ago

                    We are apes and birds are dinosaurs, but monkeys and apes are distinct categories under primates so no, apes are not monkeys.

            • @Cryophilia
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              11 month ago

              The probability of lots of things is zero. The probability of a monkey typing a Chinese character on an English keyboard is zero.

              Similar idea: there are an infinite amount of numbers between zero and one, but none of those numbers is two.

        • @[email protected]
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          101 month ago

          Weird how neither of those numbers are infinities. Almost like the numbers used are unfathomably small in comparison.

        • @scarabic
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          41 month ago

          So you’re telling me… there’s a chance!

          Sorry, I’m sort of lampooning comments like the one above and below you where people just can’t resist focusing on the possibility, no matter how ridiculously remote it seems. For myself, there’s a point of “functionally zero odds” that I’m willing to accept and move on with my life.

    • Rimu
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      71 month ago

      ok so the monkeys need to type faster

    • @[email protected]
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      61 month ago

      Irrelevant. The heat death of the universe is a constraint unrelated to the premise of the original problem.

      • Eager Eagle
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        1 month ago

        I don’t think it’s a constraint, it’s more like a measuring stick to try to show how ridiculously long that time is

        • @Cryophilia
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          11 month ago

          It’s really not that long, if we can’t get monkeys to write Shakespeare.

      • Lvxferre
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        21 month ago

        If we’re considering even chimps “monkeys”, there’s already eight billion of them, I think that’s enough.

        • Eager Eagle
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          21 month ago

          enough to cut a few zeros of a number with 10 million of them