• @voracitude
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        202 months ago

        Don’t pull the lever, then there’s three thirds of hot cousin to go around regardless of the other person’s decision. Philosophy is easy.

          • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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            52 months ago

            cut the trolley in half, give one half to each of the thirds of the hot cousin

            • @tetris11
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              2 months ago

              Split the track in half, and ramp up one side, causing the trolley to drive on two wheels, effectively only slicing the legs off of your loved ones.

    • @ericbomb
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      22 months ago

      It says loved ones I’m afraid, can’t sacrifice one in prison I’m afraid.