• @latenightnoir
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        1615 hours ago

        If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:

        Why is humanity? Creampie!

        Also, yes, IVF counts, too!

            • @candybrie
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              410 hours ago

              Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn’t have the same aura of cream to it, y’know? Like there’s not even sperm at that point.

              • @latenightnoir
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                19 hours ago

                You’re thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovule by the syringe!

                • @candybrie
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                  28 hours ago

                  Call me crazy, but I don’t count an ovum as someone.

    • @latenightnoir
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      4224 hours ago

      Can we call birthdays “parent creampie repercussion day?”

      • qyron
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        513 hours ago

        What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.

        • @latenightnoir
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          12 hours ago

          Creampie Conclusion Day?

          Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton’s Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.