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minus-square@AstridWipenaughlink81•11 hours agoIs there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?
minus-square@ZombiepiratelinkEnglish27•10 hours agoNeed to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•3 hours agoWe need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•7 hours agoLike a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink21•10 hours agoThey just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
minus-square@Cypherlink11•9 hours agoWell that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝MlinkfedilinkEnglish5•4 hours agoYes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.
Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?
I assume a menorah of dildos is out.
Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“
Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)
That’s why we will always need human artists
They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
You mean like the one from Eurotrip?
Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe
Does a straw have two holes or one hole?
Straws have one hole.
Is your mouth and anus one hole?
Yes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.
Yes
I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?