Looks like President Musk is still in charge.

  • @[email protected]
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    1376 days ago

    Are we not slamming anymore? We’re now stabbing?

    For a brief irrational second, this headline gave me actual hope.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      406 days ago

      Yeah, the headline sucks, but I still thought it was worth pasting for the info.

      • @[email protected]
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        266 days ago

        Legitimately, I’d argue that it makes more sense than “slammed” since it likely alludes to backstabbing. I don’t think I was ready for that sharp of imagery this morning, but I won’t argue with the wording.

        Anyway, what’s with your obsession with US politics, you damn foreigner?? (Congratulations again)

        • Flying SquidOP
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          206 days ago

          Hey, I’m still a U.S. citizen too! Actually, I didn’t qualify for a “communications officer” job at the Royal Mint because I have dual nationalities.

          Because, you know, they might tell me something secret that they want the public to hear, what with it being a communications officer position.

          And thanks again.

          • partial_accumen
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            I get their concern. It may not be the “what” so much as the “when” of the information.

            edit: I’m still crossing my fingers for you finding a UK job, though. I’m sure you’re looking at the same places I am for you. I see there was a position for video editor open on the Isle of Mann just 4 months ago, so I have high hope for your prospects!

            • Flying SquidOP
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              96 days ago

              I have sent out you have no idea how many CVs. Literally hundreds for every open job, plus cold to anyone I can think of. But unfortunately I have been looking at a bad time because almost everyone’s going to be gone through the new year. I’m betting I will get a bunch of interviews in the first couple of weeks of January. I still plan to be over there by the end of the month if at all possible, but I can’t until I get work. My family can’t even get a family visa if I live there earn less than £22,000 a year, so I have to have a job before I go.

              Thanks for the help!

        • @[email protected]
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          26 days ago

          Anyway, what’s with your obsession with US politics, you damn foreigner??

          Damn. I waiting for a good chance to make the same joke. Nicely done.

    • @[email protected]
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      86 days ago

      At least stabbing has the whole Brutus thing and depicts additional information; “Knifes”: betrays as well as attacks. But why not just say “betrays”? If there’s one thing Americans seem to universally hate, it’s syllables.

      • @[email protected]
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        It’s an affectation left over from the days when the editor had to find a compromise between the size of the type he wanted for the big headline and the number of letters that would fit on the page. Betrays has one more letter than Knifes. As you mentioned, “knifes” is also better because of everyone who will get the reference to Julius Cæsar.

        • @[email protected]
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          66 days ago

          Oooo! Ooooo! Oooooooooo!!! Now’s my time to shine with useless information I learned in a college class that I dropped!

          When using a printing press, there are multiple metal stamps of each letter. WHEN YOU WERE USING THE BIG LETTERS, YOU’D REACH FOR THE ONES ON THE “UPPER CASE”, while the smaller more frequently used letters were kept on the “lower case”.

          And when you needed more s p a c e between letters, you’d use more of the blank metal blocks, which were made from lead, which is why that spacing us called leading.

          Finally, some printing press operators discovered that if you made letters too small, they’d become hard to read, but that you could take advantage of the blank space inside the letter blocks by designing the letters from corner to corner diagonally instead of straight up and down to fit more condensed letters on a single page—this space-saving leaning style was pioneered in Italy. To lean your letters like this was to do like the Italians did, hence your printing style was italicized.

          • @[email protected]
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            26 days ago

            Oooh, I didn’t realize italics made it possible to put bigger letters in smaller spaces! Thanks, Professor!

            • @[email protected]
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              46 days ago

              Yeah! It would buy you an extra couple lines per page, reducing the page count while maintaining readability. When fonts start exploring surface area, you know shit’s about to go off.

        • @[email protected]
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          36 days ago

          That’s certainly part of it. But it’s also a nation trend in communication. Trump has done a brilliant job at weaponizing and popularizing clipped, terse, sparse, blunt, chunky, speaking. He’s basically made headlines into a kind of vernacular, where everything is at once overly explicit and yet open to interpretation. Like, tone over content, and difficulty to ignore over clarity. It’s less that he has invented it, and more like he identified it, but has used it as a form of lexical gamesmanship. Set the narrative by being the one that’s remembered, fidelity to truth be damned. And giving his black-hole-like ability to bend discourse to be on his terms, everyone is falling in line and speaking in big dumb wooden blocks in order to remain competitive.

    • @WindyRebel
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      35 days ago

      Knifing, dude.

      Stabbing implies there was a puncture and knives can be used to slash or puncture.

      • @[email protected]
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        25 days ago

        Good point! They can also be used to spread butter, but context clues make me think this is unlikely what they meant.

        • @WindyRebel
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          25 days ago

          For sure. I’m just being sassy. 😋

          • @[email protected]
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            25 days ago

            Getting sassy with a knife? Now you’re just describing me telling my wife to get out of the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner