• Sundray
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    357 days ago

    “We’ve got a crazy killer to deal with! Or a sleepy one! Or maybe just hungry?”

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      177 days ago

      The killer was apprehended half a block away, eating a burrito and staring at the moon. When arrested, he exclaimed, “did you ever think about how far away the moon is?”

      • @niktemadur
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        57 days ago

        Did you ever think that when you’re looking at the Moon, you’re actually looking at the light from the sun?

    • Nougat
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      87 days ago

      Dollars to doughnuts that crazy killer is giggling!

      • Rhynoplaz
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        67 days ago

        No I’m not! Heeheeheehee