• Sundray
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    357 days ago

    “We’ve got a crazy killer to deal with! Or a sleepy one! Or maybe just hungry?”

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      177 days ago

      The killer was apprehended half a block away, eating a burrito and staring at the moon. When arrested, he exclaimed, “did you ever think about how far away the moon is?”

      • @niktemadur
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        56 days ago

        Did you ever think that when you’re looking at the Moon, you’re actually looking at the light from the sun?

    • Nougat
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      87 days ago

      Dollars to doughnuts that crazy killer is giggling!

      • Rhynoplaz
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        67 days ago

        No I’m not! Heeheeheehee

  • @disguy_ovahea
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    227 days ago

    In the movie Reefer Madness, there was two rapes, a murder, and insanity.

    You can’t get shit like that anymore.

  • @[email protected]
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    86 days ago

    I find it funny to use “good night” as an exclamation. Wonder if it’s a minced oath for “good God”?

  • Nightwatch Admin
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    26 days ago

    Was it a baked buddy, or is the intern just not too good with colouring in all the comic’s little pictures?