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minus-squareDiplomjodlerlink80•1 day agoIf i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•21 hours agoWise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you’d almost certainly miss.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•9 hours agoAre we sure this isnt a fae type situation with Sauron? Like its said you can only kill a fae with pure or true iron but I have found that they are rather susceptible to being hit by a 2001 Honda Civic.
minus-square@Jumilink2•edit-220 hours agoI’d shoot myself and then Tate Just kidding, I’m not suicidal
If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you’d almost certainly miss.
Are we sure this isnt a fae type situation with Sauron? Like its said you can only kill a fae with pure or true iron but I have found that they are rather susceptible to being hit by a 2001 Honda Civic.
What if there were also a bear?
I would try to pet it.
They’re cuddly!
Would you take a selfie with it?
Hope the two bullets in Tate give it lead poisoning.
Unleash the bear on Tate
The bear deserves better food
The bear can just use him as a chew toy.
And then shoot him.
I’d shoot myself and then Tate
Just kidding, I’m not suicidal