• @[email protected]
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    1021 month ago

    Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
    Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
    Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.

    • Diplomjodler
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      821 month ago

      If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.

      • @[email protected]
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        51 month ago

        Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you’d almost certainly miss.

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          21 month ago

          Are we sure this isnt a fae type situation with Sauron? Like its said you can only kill a fae with pure or true iron but I have found that they are rather susceptible to being hit by a 2001 Honda Civic.

      • @Jumi
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        1 month ago

        I’d shoot myself and then Tate

        Just kidding, I’m not suicidal

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        11 month ago

        Well, Sauron can’t be killed by a gunshot anyway, he’s a very powerful maiar and Gollum might not be too bad if you don’t have the ring, so probably the right choice.