• @finitebanjo
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      Probably meant “I am, baby” as in on her way home.

      • @[email protected]
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        This is the generous interpretation and the one I’m picking. Seems like a stressful situation for all, so a lot can be forgiven.

        I can even understand “k” as response. What can mum do except give the kid, and mum, space to solve the problem? “I understand, I’m calling the police now” or just call the police. One saves time, one wastes it.

        I could even understand it being a “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit” response. Executive function is gone, here’s a “k” while I melt.

        Lots of room here before jumping to mum being the worst person in the world.

      • Porto881
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        101 day ago

        I just thought it was an autocorrect from “I’m busy” tbh. Hoping you’re right

    • Owl
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      He is inside mom

      The burglar is a pedo

        • Owl
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          Yes, That was the joke

          Because the mom said “I’m baby”

      • @[email protected]
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        151 day ago

        Is this one of those subs where pedo rape jokes are funny or one of the ones where pedo rape jokes are discouraged?

        • @[email protected]
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          271 day ago

          I feel like you’re asking that because you have an absolute zinger ready to go but you’re not sure how it’ll be received.

          • @naught101
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            I think the kind of people into those kind of jokes don’t ask first

            • @VoterFrog
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              I feel like this one is going to fly over a lot of heads. Bravo.

        • @Frostbeard
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          Dont know. But as jokes go it’s as tired and bad as blackface and “gay best friend” in RomComs