What hurts the most is that “here me”
Imagine if the last thing you saw from your mom was k.
FYI: Text to 911 is a thing in many places.
“K”
“I’m baby”?
Did she mean “I’m busy”?
If so this is messed up.
Hopefully she was rushing home - maybe driving? - and couldn’t text well?
“K”, and “I am baby”?
She is a baby. I guess she was on some good stuff.
I thought maybe it’s “I am, baby”
Me too, I hope
yeah, auto correct too “i m baby” and made it I’m baby
Ahh… That clears it up.
Isn’t I’m literally “I am”?
The missing comma is what makes it mistakable
I’m, baby. Still doesn’t seem right even if it technically is.
Hope so. That would be far better.
Mom is texting while driving and freaking out, that’s why her texts are like that
I’m baby
I’m Baby K, an Italian singer.
K
Probably meant “I am, baby” as in on her way home.
This is the generous interpretation and the one I’m picking. Seems like a stressful situation for all, so a lot can be forgiven.
I can even understand “k” as response. What can mum do except give the kid, and mum, space to solve the problem? “I understand, I’m calling the police now” or just call the police. One saves time, one wastes it.
I could even understand it being a “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit” response. Executive function is gone, here’s a “k” while I melt.
Lots of room here before jumping to mum being the worst person in the world.
I just thought it was an autocorrect from “I’m busy” tbh. Hoping you’re right
He is inside mom
The burglar is a pedo
No, he’s inside mom. Sounds like the kids are safe from this milfhunter.
Yes, That was the joke
Because the mom said “I’m baby”
Is this one of those subs where pedo rape jokes are funny or one of the ones where pedo rape jokes are discouraged?
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I feel like you’re asking that because you have an absolute zinger ready to go but you’re not sure how it’ll be received.
Dont know. But as jokes go it’s as tired and bad as blackface and “gay best friend” in RomComs
pedo rape jokes are funny or one of the ones where pedo rape jokes are discouraged
yes
Mom cares about her kid’s safety but that K was just her taking a step back and wondering if it’s worth it when she still can’t get ‘hear’ right
they both have terrible spelling though
The girl is probably absolutetly shitting herself and is full of adrenaline, I think we can forgive that typo lol.
So is the mom. She is obviously rushing home texting while driving
I mean yeah fair enough
Mom too busy edging to reply properly
Gooning takes priority, no matter what
To the top with this one
K
I’m baby
“I’m baby”
Is she trying to say “I am, baby”? Do people abbreviate like that?
I think the “I’m baby” is the result of using voice to text while she’s in the car on the way home. I don’t think she’s crafting messages in a way usual of anyone. She is spending the minimum amount of time on the phone to let her daughter know she has been heard, then focusing the rest of her energy on getting back there asap.
Yeah I know. She’s probably freaking out if her mind and just trying to focus on getting home to her daughter.
I’ve
I’ve2
I was thinking “I’m busy”?
Why should not I?
Autocorrect does.
When there’s an intruder in their home with their child, yeah
K
She’s certainly no parent.
I underappreciated my parents not being that retarded
“He’s gonna here me” omg not even time for basic grammar anymore? -s
Lol could you imagine if the mom hit her back with “Hear*”
K
I’m baby
Imagine responding like that to any Lemmy post:
*Proton endorses Trump
*K
*Gaza ceasefire
*I’m baby
I was thinking why she didn’t just call the police herself but apparently it was so the intruder wouldn’t hear her
*here
I’m not sure which part you’d want me to change lol
E: It’s a joke about the spelling on the texts, isn’t it
Yeah, it’s
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Who is bebby?
The mom
K
This seems to be the actual reporting: https://abc7.com/montclair-teen-saves-niece-home-invasion-quick-thinking-home-invasion/1781013/
Sounds like when the guy knocked on the door she could’ve just shouted “we don’t want any” and he would’ve left
TL:DR her mom called the police and a neighbor and the neighbor loudly arrived spooking the intruder
The intruder bolder, and moments later, police arrived.
What?
It’s a typo. The intruder was a *boulder.
I’m baby
Succulent meal
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PEBBLE!
This is democracy manifest!
Darmok and Jalad.
Go to whitecastle
Leeerroooyyyyyy Jenkins!
A boulder the size of a small boulder.
Bet her world was rocked.
Makes you realize how much we all take for granite.
Bouldy would NEVER, you take that back
Supposed to be “bolted”
Probably meant to say “bolted”
Zoyee
Jfc
