• Scrubbles
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    1222 days ago

    City parks are wasteful and useless - says people who have never lived within walking distance of a good park and drive everywhere

        • GreatAlbatross
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          41 day ago

          Always strange how enthusiastic friends from the americas are about dogging, cottaging, and double-fisting.

      • @devfuuu
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        32 days ago

        That’s what she said.

    • @thejoker954
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      62 days ago

      They arent wasteful or useless, but they do tend to suck due to the sheer numbers of people who use them.

      • Ephera
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        462 days ago

        I believe, the solution to that is more parks.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 day ago

          Yeah look at my city on a map, Victoria BC. Like half the city is green space and I can easily find solitude.

        • @GalacticGrapefruit
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          122 days ago

          Supplementary solution: abolish billboards and oversized/tall signposts.

          • @flames5123
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            52 days ago

            Hawaii did this, and it looks amazing. Other states have banned billboards too.

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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        102 days ago

        Plus they’re not wild at all. It’s still a lot of pavement-touching. Especially when there’s signs telling you not to walk on the grass.

        • @[email protected]
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          42 days ago

          America really sucks. Go look at my home city of Edinburgh on a map, that’s how you do a city

          • KSP Atlas
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            Princes Gardens going from a dump in the 1800s to a nice park is quite a transformation

            • @[email protected]
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              11 day ago

              It’s a really beautiful park with an incredible background of old town royal mile and it isn’t even crack top 3 best parks in Edinburgh

        • @Zorque
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          22 days ago

          That’s not a park, then, it’s a nature preserve.

            • @Zorque
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              12 days ago

              So… you don’t want to touch the grass?

              • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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                I want to touch dirt. I want mud squishing between my toes and the cool wind whipping over my naked body. I want to feast on wild edibles while I gaze at a sky so full of stars it hurts to look at them. I want my neighbors to have paws and fur and feathers and scales. I want any signs I see to be curiosities or raw materials and to divorce myself from the human concept of time. I want to not see another person for months, and even then they are on a distant hilltop and quickly flee.

                • @Zorque
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                  12 days ago

                  So… a national park, then?

                  • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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                    Even there the signs must be read and obeyed. Imaginary lines in the dirt that I must be aware of.

                    And they make me wear clothes.

    • @shalafi
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      42 days ago

      Said no one ever? Where in the world have you heard that?!

      • Scrubbles
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        132 days ago

        I’ve lived in small rural towns, where parks are a waste of taxpayer dollars according to many people

        • @Zorque
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          52 days ago

          I’d imagine those same people think any spending is a waste of taxpayers dollars.

        • @shalafi
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          52 days ago

          Bizarre. I stop at a few rural parks when bringing the kids home to Florida. They’re mostly very nice and well attended.

          OTOH, I can see rural people not valuing parks. After all, we can go 1/4 mile from anywhere and be in actual nature.

          • Scrubbles
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            22 days ago

            Oh yeah the parks are usually fine (albeit, some can be quite bland) - it’s the people who don’t appreciate them. Why go to the park when they could go to the mall? Because by the time they’re in their car, why drive to a park?

          • @[email protected]
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            22 days ago

            git the gubberment outta my paycheck, thats socialism

            hail king trump long like the king

            hey where’s my social security check?