You can put it in a water bladder and strap it to the sun visor. Now you have a handy straw and then it’s as simple as taking a sip whenever you feel your vision go unblurry
I like to take a shot every time I see a black car, gets me ready for work in the morning. Obviously I don’t drink and drive that would be dangerous, I wait until I’m traffic lights.
I, too, always keep an open bottle of vodka in my car, accessible from the driver’s seat. It’s just common sense.
Of course! You dont want to be fumbling around god knows where for that shit! Its unsafe.
Exactly, that’s why I keep it right next to my loaded pistol and bag of oxy
It’s embarrassing when you go for a shot of vodka and end up with a pistol barrel in your mouth instead.
I was going to make a pun about Russian roulette with vodka or a bullet, but I realized vodka or bullet would still just be Russian roulette.
Classic Wednesday night.
Happens all. The. Time.
You can put it in a water bladder and strap it to the sun visor. Now you have a handy straw and then it’s as simple as taking a sip whenever you feel your vision go unblurry
I promised to use this knowledge only for good.
So when the cops stop you, you can take a swig right in front of them. Then they can’t prove you were drunk before that and can’t give you a DUI
I like to take a shot every time I see a black car, gets me ready for work in the morning. Obviously I don’t drink and drive that would be dangerous, I wait until I’m traffic lights.
The vast majority of accidents are caused by sober drivers. Thank you for doing your part to keep our roads safe!
A fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.
You might as well have a child in the trunk at that point, you monster.
No meth pipe? No videos of you putting kittens in dumpsters? Fucking amateur
I know. I’m slacking off. My bad.
I also sit in the parking lot before a date just staring at people in the cars next to me.