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ickplant to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 day ago

Works like a charm

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Works like a charm

ickplant to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 day ago
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    In the oven on low for an hour

    • wraekscadu@vargar.org
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      On a serious note. DO NOT iron clothes while they have cum on them. The smell is… not good.

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            I dont know, but I would like to!

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        This is a matter of opinion.

      • daggermoon@piefed.world
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        Why would you ironing a cum stained shirt?

        • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Because the cum dries out and makes the shirt bunch up each time you add a new load. You gotta occasionally iron/steam your cum shirt to keep it from getting to crunchy.

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          To look good for work, obviously!

      • VoodooAardvark@lemmy.zip
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        This needed to be said?

        • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca
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          You mean everyone’s first instinct isn’t to “steam the cum away” in this situation?

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            I’m familiar with Fuck The Pain Away.

            “Steam The Cum Away” is new to me.

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              It’s the less popular sequel.

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        Um, yeah, that’s like cooking egg whites

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        My face rn:

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