• ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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    781 year ago

    Addendum: don’t snack on snakes. Snakes will not be provided as snacks on either date.

      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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        281 year ago

        PPS: on May 22 the snakes may have their own snacks. Do not snack on snake snacks.

        PPPS: Do not feed the snakes your snacks.

        • PorkRollWobbly
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          141 year ago

          PPPPS: Feeding the snake snacks your snacks may make for a tastier snack for the snake.

          • @makyo
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            161 year ago

            PPPPPS: Unruly children (and adults) may be considered as candidates for snake snacks

              • @AngryCommieKender
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                01 year ago

                Make the espresso and pour it over a scoop of ice cream. Instant coffee addiction? I wouldn’t know. Can’t stand the taste of coffee.

                • @[email protected]
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                  Affogatos aren’t really heavy on the coffee taste. Caffeine isn’t that addictive, you need to consume it quite regularly to get hooked and coke is doing the trick way better for kids I’d say, not to mention energy drinks.

                  Also maybe OT but the usual reason why people don’t like coffee is because they never had good coffee: Most stuff out there is burned garbage, black coffee shouldn’t be more disagreeable than dark chocolate. If you’re ever near an artisan roaster do try a cup.

                  • @AngryCommieKender
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                    1 year ago

                    I have. They banned me after I took a sip, and asked for a pitcher of steamed milk with a half cup of sugar mixed in. I was gonna make the coffee equivalent of hot chocolate.

      • @Klear
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        91 year ago

        Dates will be provided as snacks.

        • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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          81 year ago

          Figs, raisins or sultanas may be included as well on the date.

          Bringing outside dates is acceptable. Bringing dates outside is encouraged.

          Dating librarians is also encouraged.

          Carbon dating librarians, however, is unacceptable and considered insulting.

      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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        51 year ago

        Please do not feed snakes jelly snakes. While not technically cannibalism, we do not wish to encourage the possibility.

          • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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            11 year ago

            I’ll check if it’s in the TVA Manual. If anyone were to write about it, it would be Ouroboros.