• ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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      281 year ago

      PPS: on May 22 the snakes may have their own snacks. Do not snack on snake snacks.

      PPPS: Do not feed the snakes your snacks.

      • PorkRollWobbly
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        141 year ago

        PPPPS: Feeding the snake snacks your snacks may make for a tastier snack for the snake.

        • @makyo
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          161 year ago

          PPPPPS: Unruly children (and adults) may be considered as candidates for snake snacks

            • @AngryCommieKender
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              01 year ago

              Make the espresso and pour it over a scoop of ice cream. Instant coffee addiction? I wouldn’t know. Can’t stand the taste of coffee.

              • @[email protected]
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                Affogatos aren’t really heavy on the coffee taste. Caffeine isn’t that addictive, you need to consume it quite regularly to get hooked and coke is doing the trick way better for kids I’d say, not to mention energy drinks.

                Also maybe OT but the usual reason why people don’t like coffee is because they never had good coffee: Most stuff out there is burned garbage, black coffee shouldn’t be more disagreeable than dark chocolate. If you’re ever near an artisan roaster do try a cup.

                • @AngryCommieKender
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                  I have. They banned me after I took a sip, and asked for a pitcher of steamed milk with a half cup of sugar mixed in. I was gonna make the coffee equivalent of hot chocolate.

                  • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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                    1 year ago

                    You mean, like a latte? Mocha? Or Café Au Lait?

                    FYI: cafe latte: 2:1 steamed milk:coffee

                    Café Au Lait: 1:1 steamed milk:coffee

                  • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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                    Also, “they” “banned” you for asking for a pitcher of steamed milk?

                    Of all the things that never happened, this was one of them.

                    Edit: confirmed - this was entirely made up