• mommykink
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        361 year ago

        True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell

        • Midnight Wolf
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          31 year ago

          That’s why I never wear pants at all! See?

        • @Omgpwnies
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          11 year ago

          Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I’m going to hell, at least I’ll be wearing comfy pants

      • idunnololz
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        271 year ago

        Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They’re angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏

        /s (I’m going to vomit from having to type that)