• mommykink
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      361 year ago

      True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell

      • Midnight Wolf
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        31 year ago

        That’s why I never wear pants at all! See?

      • @Omgpwnies
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        11 year ago

        Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I’m going to hell, at least I’ll be wearing comfy pants

    • idunnololz
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      271 year ago

      Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They’re angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏

      /s (I’m going to vomit from having to type that)