• @Squorlple
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    4911 months ago

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a man a life and he will be alive for the rest of his life.

    • Jessica
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      3511 months ago

      So true. We are all here for our whole lives.

      • @Squorlple
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        2611 months ago

        If the rapture is 15 minutes late then we’re legally allowed to leave

        • Jessica
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          811 months ago

          Technically they can’t rapture you if you don’t want to. You made no agreement with them.

            • @[email protected]
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              311 months ago

              I see someone else has been reading the sovereign citizen post on the front page.

              I would double check your contract, though… There’s this guy who’s a competitor to Heaven Inc. and he’s famous for being a stickler when it comes to contracts. Notably, he’s not known to be their subsidiary or an affiliate, but he’d probably offer a sovereign soul a home.

            • Jessica
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              511 months ago

              Look, we’re all just a bunch travelers, we have no contracts.

        • @Gradually_Adjusting
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          311 months ago

          This is the best thing I’ve heard all day

          Still in bed, but what a start