• @Squorlple
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    261 year ago

    If the rapture is 15 minutes late then we’re legally allowed to leave

    • Jessica
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      81 year ago

      Technically they can’t rapture you if you don’t want to. You made no agreement with them.

        • @[email protected]
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          31 year ago

          I see someone else has been reading the sovereign citizen post on the front page.

          I would double check your contract, though… There’s this guy who’s a competitor to Heaven Inc. and he’s famous for being a stickler when it comes to contracts. Notably, he’s not known to be their subsidiary or an affiliate, but he’d probably offer a sovereign soul a home.

        • Jessica
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          51 year ago

          Look, we’re all just a bunch travelers, we have no contracts.

    • @Gradually_Adjusting
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      31 year ago

      This is the best thing I’ve heard all day

      Still in bed, but what a start