• Jessica
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    3511 months ago

    So true. We are all here for our whole lives.

    • @Squorlple
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      2611 months ago

      If the rapture is 15 minutes late then we’re legally allowed to leave

      • Jessica
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        811 months ago

        Technically they can’t rapture you if you don’t want to. You made no agreement with them.

          • @[email protected]
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            311 months ago

            I see someone else has been reading the sovereign citizen post on the front page.

            I would double check your contract, though… There’s this guy who’s a competitor to Heaven Inc. and he’s famous for being a stickler when it comes to contracts. Notably, he’s not known to be their subsidiary or an affiliate, but he’d probably offer a sovereign soul a home.

          • Jessica
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            511 months ago

            Look, we’re all just a bunch travelers, we have no contracts.

      • @Gradually_Adjusting
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        311 months ago

        This is the best thing I’ve heard all day

        Still in bed, but what a start