• netburnr
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    4510 months ago

    Why would you want 2 baths for a single bedroom house…

      • GiantFloppyCock
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        2710 months ago

        Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.

        • @AdolfSchmitler
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          610 months ago

          Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.

          • Skeezix
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            210 months ago

            What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.

      • SuperDuper
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        1110 months ago

        Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toilets

          • @Death_Equity
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            510 months ago

            Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.

          • SuperDuper
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            10 months ago

            Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?

      • @[email protected]
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        410 months ago

        This can be solved by the technology of just waiting a few minutes until they are done.

        If you have the space for two bathrooms then sure, go ahead, but the argument here is that there isn’t really space for it.

        • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈
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          -110 months ago

          Piss off. You’ve obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet.

          Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea?

          Your reply is ignorant.

    • @[email protected]
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      10 months ago

      One for the ensuite, one for the “main” bathroom when guests are over or whatever. I assume there’s still a living room of sorts.

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      Do you people not have guests over? Do you want them traipsing upstairs and using your bath room?

      • @[email protected]
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        110 months ago

        Uhm yeah? In Europe it’s pretty common to just have one bathroom and just… Wait for the other person to be done.