• @SpaceNoodle
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    989 months ago

    “Become a dragon” covers most, if not all, of the rest.

    • @[email protected]
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      619 months ago

      Really dependent on which mythology’s dragon you become. That aside, being a dragon in modern day would probably be very hazardous. Better hope you’re a small enough dragon to not cause much property damage while figuring out your new body, and to stay mostly undetected, because otherwise you’re likely to end up dead, or in captivity somewhere in fairly short order.

      • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃
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        419 months ago

        Assuming D&D lore, polymorph fixes that problem pretty easily. A polymorphed dragon could blend into society pretty well, and if you want, you could still get a ride into international waters (to avoid setting off national airspace warnings), fly down to some random jungle tribe, and be worshipped as a god. Plus nigh immortality (assuming aging only affects your polymorphed form and you continue to age at the rate of your dragon-self).

      • @Wodge
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        109 months ago

        I’m Welsh, we already like Dragons, I’d be the second coming of Y Ddraig Goch. It’ll be fabulous.

    • @Nikki
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      189 months ago

      yeah but i dont wanba be a dragon