• @[email protected]
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      269 months ago

      Well, he is the god of war. He wishes his kids to grow up strong and respected like him. Don’t be so harsh on the guy, he’s doing his best you know.

      • FuglyDuck
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        99 months ago

        You know. This could be hilarious as a premise. I’m thinking a monte python style comedy.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          99 months ago

          It’s called Life of Brian, they just weren’t aware that Yahweh was originally a God of War

          • @samus12345
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            19 months ago

            I thought he was a storm god.

            • @AngryCommieKender
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              29 months ago

              I’m not an expert. I read that EL was a God of War, which explains the first several books of the Bible

    • @Buffaloaf
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      169 months ago

      Appropriately enough Fear (Phobos) is slowly getting closer to Mars and will eventually crash into it.

    • @FooBarrington
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      “The moons of Fear and Terror” sounds like an amazing crossover between DOOM, Fear & Hunger and Darkest Dungeon

    • hallettj
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      49 months ago

      Other planets have moons. Mars has a pair of hamsters. So hamsters named Fear and Terror.