Thought I’d try to follow biden from masto after hearing that recent news. This is what the search results yielded

  • @Viking_Hippie
    7•6 months ago

    As POTUS, I am committed above all else to implementing common sense regulation regarding the use and sale of bird makeup.

    Joe Biden, Team Jacob

    • no banana
      5•6 months ago

      As POTUS, I will by executive order change every man’s name to Jack, and every woman’s name to Jack.

      - Joe Biden, Professional skater

      • @Viking_Hippie
        4•6 months ago

        As POTUS, it is my firm belief that the worst obstacle facing American men today is having hands that are too large to fit into a Pringles can. I will therefore institute mandatory hand reduction for every adult male in America, effective immediately

        Joe Biden, High Priest of Venus

        • gimpchrist
          4•6 months ago

          Shoutouts to Bo Burnham for originally bringing up this enormous topic so we can all share discourse, amen.

        • no banana
          3•6 months ago

          …for everyone but my opponent, whose name rhymes with rump. His hands are almost too small for the pringles can.

          - Joe Biden, dog breeder and magic enthusiast