Thought I’d try to follow biden from masto after hearing that recent news. This is what the search results yielded

  • no banana
    9•9 months ago

    As POTUS I will make flushing the toilet on Mondays illegal

    - Joe Biden

    Some people would believe that.

    • @Viking_Hippie
      7•9 months ago

      As POTUS, I am committed above all else to implementing common sense regulation regarding the use and sale of bird makeup.

      Joe Biden, Team Jacob

      • no banana
        5•9 months ago

        As POTUS, I will by executive order change every man’s name to Jack, and every woman’s name to Jack.

        - Joe Biden, Professional skater

        • @Viking_Hippie
          4•9 months ago

          As POTUS, it is my firm belief that the worst obstacle facing American men today is having hands that are too large to fit into a Pringles can. I will therefore institute mandatory hand reduction for every adult male in America, effective immediately

          Joe Biden, High Priest of Venus

          • gimpchrist
            4•9 months ago

            Shoutouts to Bo Burnham for originally bringing up this enormous topic so we can all share discourse, amen.

          • no banana
            3•9 months ago

            …for everyone but my opponent, whose name rhymes with rump. His hands are almost too small for the pringles can.

            - Joe Biden, dog breeder and magic enthusiast