• THCDenton
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    1136 months ago

    My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.

  • @EdibleFriend
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    986 months ago

    No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!

    I need some serious fucking answers.

      • @Mirshe
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        336 months ago

        Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn’t know how to prepare it otherwise.

        • Decoy321M
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          Steaming chicken is the most boring way to cook chicken. The only way eastern cultures pull it off is with heavy use of seasonings and sauce.

          This looks like someone shoved a pepper grinder under their nose and sneezed onto this chicken.

          • @[email protected]
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            46 months ago

            I’ve used it for pulled chicken for a soup. I believe the instructions said boil, but I pressure cook/steam it for a few mins then add it into the muchbmore flavorful soup. Though I just as often just use canned chicken breast instead.

            Only thing I’ve ever done that for, since I love chicken to have a browned somewhat firm to crunchy crust, depending on which cut it is.

      • The Menemen!
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        16 months ago

        Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.

    • @[email protected]
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      156 months ago

      Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you’ll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.

      • @DonkeyShot
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        36 months ago

        Me too! Dusgusting ice cream in the form and color of a scrotum!

    • @JeeBaiChow
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      126 months ago

      Oh he’ll have the runs alright!

    • Virtual Insanity
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      46 months ago

      Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.

  • @Famko
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    566 months ago

    Do you keep him in prison?

      • Bob
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        Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)

      • The Menemen!
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        16 months ago

        If the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.

      • Norgur
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        146 months ago

        That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.

        • LinkOpensChest.wav
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          It doesn’t even look boiled. I’ve seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.

          There’s something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can’t put my finger on it.

          • Bakkoda
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            96 months ago

            Worse, it’s steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.

          • @WhiteOakBayou
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            36 months ago

            Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I’ve only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.

            • @hydrospanner
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              66 months ago

              It’s definitely not the way to go for taste but I’ve heard of boiled chicken pretty often.

              Usually it’s in the context of health reasons (a friend that is a fitness and nutrition guy basically just adds diced boiled chicken breast to fresh salads to add protein with few/any nutrition drawbacks), for babies/young children to add some soft and healthy meat to their diet, other dietary restrictions (can’t have spices or salt, etc.), or it’s going to be added to some other dish that will provide moisture, flavor, etc. My mom will boil chicken to make stock, then use the chicken in Buffalo dip or stir fry or shred it up and toss it in bbq sauce for sandwiches and stuff.

              Definitely not in the way shown in the OP though.

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              My husband has boiled chicken with rice quite a lot. He’ll boil a pot of rice with random things like chicken, corn on the cob, etc.

            • Norgur
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              26 months ago

              Really? Never seen or eaten boiled chicken? Where do you think chicken broth or chicken soup comes from?

        • Funkytom467
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          56 months ago

          To be fair i never seen boiled chicken, but i can’t imagine why i would ever see it.

      • @[email protected]
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        26 months ago

        And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.

        Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.

    • @nixcamic
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      36 months ago

      This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.

      • Bob
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        36 months ago

        I think it’s more about the second picture

  • FunkyMonk
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    406 months ago

    yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.

    • @Agent641
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      196 months ago

      He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny

  • @Huschke
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    396 months ago

    … sick so he can’t leave you.

  • @BustinJiber
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    336 months ago

    If “a man” puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?

  • @robocall
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    296 months ago

    This man’s shits are as runny as his cream corn

  • @MataVatnik
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    286 months ago

    The meal of a 1970s serial killer