• @TheDeepState
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    11011 months ago

    That only works if your parents have any money.

    • @grue
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      4911 months ago

      Reverse mortgages and Medicaid lookback periods have entered the chat

        • @saltesc
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          611 months ago

          They have money now. I just lent it to them from my void savings account.

    • @[email protected]
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      Of course I’m spending it all Jimmy! I can’t take everything I’ve ever inherited with me, can I?

    • @SoleInvictus
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      11 months ago

      That’s shitty but I’d wear that like a badge of honor if I were you.

    • @asteriskeverything
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      1011 months ago

      I’m sorry you have lost someone to the cult. I hope you aren’t surrounded by people who agree with him.

    • @Cruxifux
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      311 months ago

      I know you’re probably kidding but if I was you I’d just fucking lie.

        • @SecretSauces
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          311 months ago

          (Morbid joke) Lie about it to get back in the will and when your dad dies, buy a Biden billboard

          • @SoleInvictus
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            211 months ago

            Have Biden’s face etched on his tombstone.

  • @mriormro
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    4011 months ago

    If you’re in a position to even possibly get an inheritance, you’re incredibly privileged.

  • @Wermhatswormhat
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    3811 months ago

    BuT We’Re NoT iN a rEcCesSiON! The stock market is fine and profits haven’t been higher in a long time, everything is fine…

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      2811 months ago

      Of course the profits are high, everything costs 3x what it did 6 years ago.

  • @Fosheze
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    Except my parents are in so much medical debt that I won’t inherit anything. I would have loved to inherit my dads house but there’s no way the bank won’t just take it to pay off that debt and I definitely can’t afford to buy it.

    • @surewhynotlem
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      2611 months ago

      Are they going to live for a while?

      Parents can gift their kids 17k/year tax free. They could gift you fractions of the house over time until you either own it outright, or at least you can keep the portions you DO own when they die.

      That’s assuming they own their house. Not sure how it works with mortgaging.

      https://www.fastexpert.com/blog/selling-your-home-to-your-child-what-you-need-to-know/#:~:text=If your home has a,responsible for paying gift taxes.

      • @[email protected]
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        1011 months ago

        You can gift your kids whatever you want. You don’t need to worry about the gift tax exemption if you are planning on giving them less than $13 million.

        If a gift exceeds the $18,000 limit for 2024, that does not automatically trigger the gift tax. Also for 2024, the IRS allows a person to give away up to $13.61 million in assets or property over the course of their lifetime and/or as part of their estate.

        https://smartasset.com/estate-planning/gift-tax-explained-2021-exemption-and-rates

        • @Fosheze
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          311 months ago

          Huh. So as long as he gifts me the house before he dies then I’m good? Of course the issue there is that he’s likely to croak before my stepmom does and I’m not sure what would happen with the medical debt then. They can’t just take what would then be my stepmoms only residence but she would also be required to pay off that debt if I remember right. It’s going to be a clusterfuck either way.

            • @Fosheze
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              311 months ago

              Well I guess thats the plan then. I’ll have to talk to my parents about that. Thank you.

              It was a property origionally bought by my greatgrandparents and I really wasn’t looking forward to seeing it sold off just because my dad has health issues. Now I guess I have a way to keep it.

              • @[email protected]
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                311 months ago

                Look into Medicaid asset trusts more. I’m not your financial advisor. But the process seems simple. The trust owns the house and other assets so they can’t be taken from your parents.

        • @surewhynotlem
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          211 months ago

          That’s only relevant if they want to newly apply for Medicaid, right?

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        What if they transferred the deed to the house for OP for a low price, and then paid rent. That could be way over the $17k limit, and then they’d own the house.

        • @surewhynotlem
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          511 months ago

          If you do that, the difference between the low price and the “real” price could be considered a taxable gift.

    • @Mog_fanatic
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      711 months ago

      have you tried pulling up your bootstraps and being born again to a mega rich family?

  • pancakes
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    2011 months ago

    When The Times is insinuating murdering your parents you know we’re at the spicy part of late-stage capitalism.

  • @[email protected]
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    1611 months ago

    Bump off your siblings too. No need to share.

    If it’s good enough for the Kingdom of Stormhold, it’s good enough for you.

  • macrocarpa
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    1511 months ago

    I got a plan of action and cold blood And it smells of defiance I’ll just wait for mom and dad to die And get my inheritance

    • Brat, Green Day, 1995
  • @Sludgehammer
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    1311 months ago

    I can’t wait to see the clickbait “Ten tips your parents hate to speed up receiving your inheritance!” headlines.

  • metaStatic
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    911 months ago

    Distribution isn’t part of the models. The economy is fine. Eat your dirt.

  • @TeenieBopper
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    611 months ago

    Literally how I bought my house. My mom died and I was a beneficiary on her life insurance. That was my down payment. I call it the Dead Parent Lottery.

  • @sunbytes
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    311 months ago

    Ash is a badass and a legend.