• @ImpossibilityBoxOP
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      lol, found the pedant! Entirely fair though, the title was more of a mood than factual.

        • @Raiderkev
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          I was gonna say… I grew up in CA. My first time eating Waffle House was in my 20’s on a trip to Florida with my college lacrosse team. It was across the street from the hotel, and was and still open when we stumbled in after a night of drinking. 10/10. Would recommend to drunk people.

          • @AnalogyAddict
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            Would recommend to drunk people

            You have stumbled upon the gist of its appeal.

      • Queue
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        Mainly since I wanna try Waffle House but it isn’t in my state, or the next state, or the state next to that one.

        • @ImpossibilityBoxOP
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          It is simultaneously worth it and a complete letdown. Honestly the worse one you can find the better. We were the only ones there and hijacked the jukebox playing the worst songs we could find. we tipped well.

          • kase
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            Hell yeah. I live near a waffle house, and the jukebox is my favorite part. Last time I went my friends and I were also the only ones there, it was super fun. The staff were super chill. A great vibe imho.

      • @fritobugger2017
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        I lived in NW Atlanta near an intersection with Waffle Houses on two opposite corners. Glorious.

        • @[email protected]
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          Sometimes I complain about the US, but then I hear heartwarming stories like this. And you know what? Fuck yes to catercorner Waffle Houses!

      • @somethingsnappy
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        Drove from Baltimore to Atlanta. If my memory serves correct there were 37 visible from the highway. Moved out of Maryland and have never seen one since outside of a meme.

        • @[email protected]
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          You must have moved to the west coast then. Certainly didn’t move anywhere near Atlanta if you’re not seeing Waffle Houses.

          • @[email protected]
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            Once you’re north of Maryland, Dunkin Donuts takes over. I didn’t know what Waffle House was until visiting an in-law in VA in my 20s. Grew up in the upper Midwest and New England.

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          My nearest is two states away

          And on super early, calm Saturday mornings you can probably still hear the bullets whizzing by from the nearest one…

      • FlashMobOfOne
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        At least it makes it easy to find the people worth blocking.

        • Queue
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          Sorry that I wanted to enjoy a restaurant.

      • prole
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        Not really pedantic, just pointing out you’re wrong…

        Born and raised in an area with no Waffle House for hundreds of miles. I think I would have to go out of state and drive for several hours before coming close to one. They’re not everywhere in the US.

    • @j4k3
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      Yup. None in SoCal

      • @robocall
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        Also, none in NorCal!

      • ArxCyberwolf
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        They’re open pretty much all the time and don’t close at night, so naturally drunks and other rowdy folk congregate there. Prime time for fights to break out over silly minor things, which often turn physical. There’s a reason most restaurants shut their dining rooms down by midnight.

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          Do they also have like kebab/swarma places that are open 24/7? Where I live drunk people always seem to want to eat something like that.

          Can’t imagine getting drunk and thinks let’s get a waffle.

          • @grandkaiser
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            You don’t go to waffle House for waffles. The bloodhound gang didn’t sing about waffles.

            “Want you smothered, want you covered like waffle House hash browns

            Dunno about you but I’ve never not crashed hash browns while hammered

          • Stoneykins [any]
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            Oh they do all breakfast foods. Get bacon and eggs or some other fried something if you want.

            Also, I’m the kinda person that gets drunk and eats waffles

          • @[email protected]
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            In New Jersey we have 24/7 diners. You can get breakfast or a burger, or whatever you want basically. Don’t knock a 2 AM drunken pancake until you’ve tried it!

          • @exhaust_fan
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            No one starts shit around a kebab guy tho. They have seen it all and if you start a fight they will finish it for you.

  • @cbarrick
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    Since it’s a WaHo, I’d immediately guess this photo is in Georgia.

  • athos77
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    Technically, Vandalia, Ohio. But I really like the “anywhere-ness” feel of this image!

    • @ImpossibilityBoxOP
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      OK, how… unless you are one of those geoguesser nuts?

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        The street address (380) is visible in the picture. Google says there are only two Waffle Houses with a street address of 380, and the picture doesn’t match the one in Lebanon, Tennessee.

        Actually, when the results first came up, the states weren’t in the list, just the towns, and for a moment I was delighted and hopeful this was a Waffle House in Lebanon, Kansas, which would’ve made this post a delicious layered piece of image+commentary!! [The “middle of America” is just outside Lebanon, Kansas.] But alas, the Lebanon Waffle House is in Tennessee, and this image isn’t even of that Waffle House, dashing my dreams of delicious and layered meta-imagery …

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    Not really anywhere. Statistically likely to be in the southeast, adjacent to a major highway.

  • Bahnd Rollard
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    The Waffle Hose Index for the uninitiated [Link] was a moderatly usefull (and humerous) idea thought up by the US Federal Emergency Managment Aganecy (FEMA) to determine the accessability of the area after a disaster.

    It takes time to get to an area, even longer if the roads are damaged, so one of the first things to do is to try and call someone local. Waffle House happens to be open 24-7, and has an unusually comprehensive emergency preparedness policy. In a lot of cases they can run for days on a limited menu without power and running water. The only reasons they would not pick up the phone is that telecommunications were down (which FEMA would want to know anyway), that the staff cant get to the resturant (which is also usefull to know) or that the resturant is gone and Amaerica is down one of its finest off-hours eating establishments.

    • rivermonster
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      Fascinating and adding it to my haul of TIL!

      Thank you very much!

  • @AlchemyM
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    Now that is a skeleton crew, one employee.

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        When asked why the diner in Nighthawks apparently has no entrance, Hopper was quoted as saying,

        Shit— fuck! Not again! I knew I was missing a door somewhere! Oh, goddammit, this is so embarrassing!

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          I never understood that observation. It’s off frame to the right - is that really so strange or unbelievable?

  • @LaunchesKayaks
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    Yo I’m going to Waffle House in like half an hour. I’m pumped. Haven’t been there in years.

  • @numberfour002
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    I always used to laugh at the scene in Best In Show where the yuppie couple talk about how they met at Starbucks. But they weren’t at the same Starbucks, they were at two different Starbucks across the street from each other.

    During a trip to the Atlanta area, I saw so many Waffle House locations that I jokingly made a reference to that scene from Best In Show.

    Then IT happened. Literally drove past a spot where there were 2 Waffle Houses across the street from each other. It was supposed to be a joke. Only a joke.

    • @SocialMediaRefugee
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      In New England you’ll find Dunkin Doughnuts across from each other.

    • @RagingRobot
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      The only place I know in Atlanta that has a waffle house across from another is in Avondale estates where the very first waffle house is located. It’s a museum now that is hardly ever open and across the street is a newer more modern waffle house. I bet you were over there lol.

      • @numberfour002
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        I suppose it’s possible, but I don’t think that’s it.

        The trip when this happened was 7+ years ago (pre-covid for sure), so I don’t recall the specific location, but it wasn’t in Atlanta proper. And I don’t recall either location looking like a museum or a location where anybody would put a museum, it was a stretch of road/highway with retail space / strip malls on both sides.

  • @mojofrododojo
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    pretty fucking solid hash browns from coast to coast.

    • @alekwithak
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      The gulf coast? There’s certainly no Waffle Houses on the West Coast.

        • @alekwithak
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          Trust me I was just as devastated to find this out, myself

  • probablynaked
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    Getting strong liminal vibes from this

  • @[email protected]
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    Ah good it’s still open. Not the end of the world… or at least the end of America yet.