Edit It’s 17:08 now and it still shows 3 minutes

Edit 2 It’s 17:15 now and it has been on 0 minutes for 3 full minutes…

  • @[email protected]
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    20610 months ago

    Those aren’t minutes, they’re drying time units, which last as long as the dryer decides it wants them to last on any particular day.

    • NegativeLookBehind
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      10 months ago

      Who the fuck programs these things? Why even have this measurement if the units are not a fixed length? Just put a light on it that says “done” or “not done”

      • tech
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        2710 months ago

        These dryers also have a timed function that will allow to to over dry your clothes as much as you’d like. The auto modes use sensors that can detect clothes that still haven’t dried completely as they tumble about. Pretty hard to make precise unless you’re attaching sensors to every article in the dryer.

      • @june
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        2610 months ago

        It’s an estimation, which I prefer over the vagueness of a done/not done light. I recognize that it’s not specific or reliable for any precision, but having a general idea of when it will be done is useful.

        • milkytoast
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          410 months ago

          its got the vague precision of a fucking sledgehammer

          says 30 minutes, could be 10, could be an hour, who knows

          • @june
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            910 months ago

            Ah, mine is much better than that. Usually right within 15 minutes or so

          • redfellow
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            210 months ago

            Mine typically says 2.5 hours and is done in 1.5-2h. Anyone using estimates on a minute schedule is… gonna have a bad time

      • BruceTwarzen
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        710 months ago

        Imagine getting so mad at a dryer timer. If you hate it so much don’t look at it and wait until it’s done

    • @anubis119
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      2510 months ago

      Now I’m confused, how many drying time units are in a galactic standard week?

    • @TheGrandNagus
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      1110 months ago

      A washer or dryer is never late. Nor it it early. It finishes precisely when it means to.

  • @[email protected]
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    8110 months ago

    One thing I pride myself on is the ability to see through my dryer’s bullshit. I know that 30 minutes really means 45 you damn liar.

    • CamelbeardOP
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      2510 months ago

      Yeah I should have known, started the thing at 12:26 (actually know this because I called my wife to check if we had 3 hours and 38 minutes before we needed to go), its 17:18 and I just got the door open…

        • CamelbeardOP
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          310 months ago

          It’s a washer and dryer, so it did both

          • @Bathtubwalrus
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            310 months ago

            We had one of these combos at an Airbnb I stayed at in Iceland. I’d never seen or used one before and I was flabbergasted to see it took like 4-5 hours to wash and dry the tiniest load of laundry! Not gonna take my big ass washer and dryer for granted anymore haha.

            • @[email protected]
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              110 months ago

              I wish we had the space to have separate machines for washing and drying, it’s a lot better unless if you’re a single guy with minimal amount of clothes to wash.

              Even with wife and a toddler it does fine, but you just need to be strategic on what you wash and when

  • @[email protected]
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    4610 months ago

    I much prefer hang drying.

    • Less wear on the clothes
    • Basically no energy cost (technically not correct but it’s really whatever)
    • Free humidifying during the dry winters
    • Fairly satisfying thing to do while listening to a podcast

    The primary downside is that it’s no fun to do it when it rains, neither indoors or outdoors, but as long as you time your laundry well enough, it’s all good.

    • @meliaesc
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      710 months ago

      It’s -11°F where I am today, my family still lives in Jamaica and I envy their ability to hang their clothes so much.

      • @[email protected]
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        610 months ago

        It should be possible to hang your clothes indoors still, I guess. Outdoors as well I’ve been told, when it’s a bit below freezing, but I’ll admit that I’ve never actually tried that.

    • CamelbeardOP
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      At home I hang most of the clothes, but we where at a short trip and we had some wet towels and swimgear, so de decided to just do one full laundry with most of our wet and dirty clothes. The first duration before I even started the cycle was that it should be done at about 16:10 it was actually done more than an hour later.

  • THCDenton
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    4210 months ago

    Then the lying whore sings a cheerful little tune after it fucked up my schedule.

  • FQQD
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    How can this be an estimation, and how is it so wrong? Doesn’t the program just have a hard-coded length? Or does the time vary based on clothing weight or something? This seems so utterly strange to me.

    • @Shard
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      Seems to be a washing machine. 1600RPM spin dry.

      The problem occurs because there are 2 conditions that need to be fulfilled.

      1. Its programmed to spin at set RPM for 6 mins.

      2. Before it can initiate a full speed spin it needs to ensure the drum is balanced. If its off balanced it will damage the spin motor and other parts of the machine in short order. (reference old machines that sound like an earthquake during spin cycles). It will keep attempting to adjust the clothes by start-stopping so clothes can fall in place. Only when the vibrations are down to acceptable levels will the machine initiate a full speed spin dry. Machine will stay stuck at set spin time until condition 2 is fulfilled.

      The way to fix this is to open up the machine, untangle balled up clothes and allow the spin dry to resume.

      • @Landless2029
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        2310 months ago

        I find you get much more accurate estimates when you don’t overstuff the machine. You’re supposed to keep it 60-70% full to allow for proper agitation. Lots of people top it off.

        • @CinnerB
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          If you read the instructions, on mine anyway, it says a full load is to the top of the basket without pressing down on any of the clothes. I always lay them around in a circular pattern to even out the level of clothes as I’m loading it. My fiancee used to shove as much as she could in there, and it would get off balance and wobble and shake the house. It took a lot of convincing but she finally believed me after I kept pointing out that’s probably why it was happening.

          Washing machines (mine anyway) wash by spinning back and forth in water with detergent, so if you stuff it full there’s not much room for any clothes to move and they don’t get very clean and will come out smelling like laundry detergent.

      • CamelbeardOP
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        1110 months ago

        Very good reply, just one thing to add, it’s both a washer and dryer, we did a full wash dry cycle.

        • redfellow
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          10 months ago

          It’s even harder to estimate two separate things accurately. So many variables

        • kase
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          110 months ago

          Those are a thing? TIL, how cool!

        • @Modern_medicine_isnt
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          110 months ago

          Even worse… dryers often use a moisture sensor to determine when it is done. Load shifts, sensors gets more moisture, time goes up.

    • @Blackmist
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      310 months ago

      I assume it weighs it at the start and knows it’s dry when it weighs the same again.

      It doesn’t know what the material is. Some dry quicker than others.

      • FQQD
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        210 months ago

        That’s actually a very smart way to do that. Couldn’t have thought of that

  • @RBWells
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    3110 months ago

    Our dryer does this to us:

    Put clothes in, start it - it estimates 35 units of time. Come back in 15 minutes to check, it says 15 units left. Come back in 15 minutes, it now says 21 units left.

    I am, like all of us, unsure of the fundamental nature of time. But the dryer even more so. The units are not one standard length, and they don’t move always in the same direction.

    • @[email protected]
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      1010 months ago

      Valve time; the phenomenon is often observed in software development, with some calling it the software development time.

      Jokes aside, reading this thread makes me appreciate the old junk for the washing machine I have around here much more - at least it’s accurate with time!

  • @db2
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    2610 months ago

    Time to clean your dryer venting.

  • TWeaK
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    1910 months ago

    My washing machine over-estimates at first, it drops nearly an hour after it gets going. However, it will underestimate later on.

    Also, it does this thing where it beeps that it’s starting, doesn’t do anything, then unlocks the door for a few seconds, then locks it again and actually starts. That’s been a life saver for catching that one sock that got left behind and didn’t make it into the drum.

  • @[email protected]
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    1910 months ago

    Had the exact same experience the other day. Fuck these machines, fuck printers, fuck microwave ovens, fuck software updates and fuck time estimates in general.

    • @[email protected]
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      110 months ago

      Shouldn’t need to be an estimate. The washer and drier are on timers. Use that as the time indicator.

      • @Modern_medicine_isnt
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        1410 months ago

        Most dryers these days should be using a moisture sensor, not a timer.

      • @[email protected]
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        10 months ago

        Most dryers give an estimate of time but use a sensor to judge if the clothes are indeed dry.

  • MacN'Cheezus
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    1910 months ago

    OP looking down on the unwashed masses after complaining about his fancy washing machine:

  • @XeroxCool
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    1510 months ago

    I much prefer an estimating timer that reliably dries all the clothes rather than a reliable timer that estimates the clothes are dry.

    • milkytoast
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      mine does neither

      unreliably estimates how long it will take for my clothes to be unreliably dry

      • @XeroxCool
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        110 months ago

        Two common issues, aside from bad design, are clogged dryer vents and temperature sensors covered in fabric softener

      • @XeroxCool
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        210 months ago

        It might weigh it before washing, then keep doing the spin cycle until the weight gets close enough to the starting weight

        • @HonoraryMancunian
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          210 months ago

          Good shout. Most of the cycles do their best to get rid of excess moisture

  • @BleakBluets
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    1410 months ago

    My dryer has a couple different presets which all adjust the remaining time dynamically according to a predetermind dryness level. To get around this, I just use the “custom” setting and change the temperature and timer manually.

      • @[email protected]
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        610 months ago

        It was a joke, since the Welsh say “I’ll do it now, straight away” for immediately, but “Now, in a minute” for I’ll do it, but have no estimate of when it will get done.

        • @Kyouki
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          110 months ago

          to go full circle, it’s a samsung eco bubble of sorts. I have one myself as a dutchy and I think it does time itself based on what’s in there so it’s just an estimation.

          • @[email protected]
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            110 months ago

            Yeah, I have the same machine. it will be saying 1 minute left on the spin cycle for 10 minutes.

  • Gormadt
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    1210 months ago

    I see you bought a dryer that’s in Hawaiian time

    No worries, just go with the flow it’ll work out

    Fun fact though typically the last little bit of drying in the dryer is just cool down time, so just reach in there and grab those toasty boxers, you’ll be fine