Can I plug these into a Smart outlet and setup a routine where a motion sensor is tripped, the lights dim, death metal starts playing, and then 4 of these fire off? Because if so, daddy is going shopping tonight.
Short answer.
Yes.
Can homeowners insurance read my Lemmy account?
No.
But I propose a safer option.
Smart light for room light
Red flashlights under misters
Fire mister on Smart trigger
Smart speaker
Trigger == motion
Kill lights. Start metal music Flash Red lights Solid Red lights Start misters
When no expense is to be spared… 3D video projectors with motion capture for user feedback.
3d projection… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-2-h3Yjfao
With motion capture… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnulH8TrZVo
Can they comtrol what you do inside of youre house?
Username checks out.
You can, but it’s not quite so trivial. You likely will need a little button pusher, rather than a smart outlet. The plus side is you can use cheaper air fresheners, and get far more impressive fireballs.
That’s only a DC5 perception and disarm check for a fireball trap, there are much better options
I mean at that point just get a DMX table and some miniature stage pyros and get it done for real.
just get a DMX table
like… the rapper?
Put them in a circle around the bed for a memorable finishing move/grand finale.
Activated by The Clapper™️? 🎇👏👏
…eh, might go off before the finale. Lol
Just don’t use any flammable gels, lubricants, or clothing.
Shouldn’t be an issue, all children’s clothes are flame retardant.
Edit: I apparently got a mod report on this. The joke is that OP is like a teenager (a child), because this probably wouldn’t be cool for most typical adults, and children’s clothes are flame retardant by law. I’m not saying children were abused in any way, just that OP is doing a childish thing. I hope that’s clear.
Finally, I CAN MAKE A FLAME THROWER ROOMBA
