• @[email protected]
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    508 months ago

    That lemon cherry cooler innovation though!!

    Mixing two different flavors of packaged flavoring?? Beth you tricky skank!

    • @dingus
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      38 months ago

      This was hilarious! Thanks!

      Maybe I’m crazy, but I feel like I wouldn’t mind Beef Fizz too much. You just have to think about it like a soup. Why is soup not gross but beef fizz is? Dunno.

        • @dingus
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          48 months ago

          The smoker’s cough was definitely concocted by someone particularly evil lol

          • @tpyo
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            When I first heard him say the ingredients, my mind thought of molasses and I was like “well that sounds delicious”. I realized my cognitive error shortly thereafter

        • @tpyo
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          I wonder if you could find low sodium condensed broth; I imagine that would alleviate a lot of the unpleasantness. Because otherwise I also was pretty curious about the actual taste of the beverage

    • @[email protected]
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      All hail Greg, patron saint of cocktails! His Manhattan matrix episode was so wild I still think about it periodically.

  • @Taniwha420
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    I asked my 8 year old what he thought of this recipe and he replied, “That’s disgusting and whoever invented it should be executed immediately.”

  • @grue
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    288 months ago

    I wonder if that’s like a trap street on a map or a fake number in a phone book, where they add it to what is otherwise just a list of recipes in order to give it a “creative” element and make it copyrightable.

  • @SirSamuel
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    This is the worst abomination I’ve seen since “Ohio-Valley” style pizza

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      That’s funny to me, since I have spent decades in the Ohio Valley and have never heard of us having a style of pizza. Unless “barely edible” is a style.

      edit: Oh, I remember this. Never seen it in the wild, though. After asking around, a friend tells me there’s a place nearby that does sell pizza this way. (I’m still not trying it because I dont hate my tastebuds that much.)

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Valley–style_pizza

      • @SirSamuel
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        I’m an Ohio native and learned about it in a thread a few days ago. I mean, I thought our school pizza was bad

      • @dlpkl
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        38 months ago

        What’s sweet tomato sauce? Do they mean ketchup?

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        This is everything I hate in a pizza. I hate sauce that is way too sweet and I hate cold pizza.

      • @garbagebagel
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        That doesn’t sound nearly as bad as y’all made it seem like though. I went in fully expecting an abomination and all I got was a poorly cooked pizza.

  • Overzeetop
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    198 months ago

    The best part is that it makes enough for friends to share.

  • @testfactor
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    158 months ago

    Welcome to the “Beef and Dairy Network Podcast.”. This week, we’ll hear from Mavis of South Hampton, the inventor of that most popular drink, beef fizz.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      I like a nice bloody Mary, but this is insanity.

    • @Tetractys
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      Agree, who’d a thought beef, ginger and acidity would work together (billions in asia!?). I’m assuming most people here are american and addicted to refined sugars and syrups. Clearly not worked a hard day in the cold either. This brew would get you and metabolism going.

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        38 months ago

        It’s the carbonated aspect that makes it so bad, I think. Carbonated ginger? Sure! Carbonated beef broth? I’ll pass. No thank you. That sounds disturbing.

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          Tbf idk that I’d want a nice refreshing cup of beef broth be it carbonated or flat. I like drinking beef broth…when eating soup not in place of lemonade or tea. The sheer insanity!

  • tygerprints
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    Beef Fizz?? I think I’ll take my steak in a blender with some Dr. Pepper added.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      Be sure to strain out the chunks and save them for later.

      • tygerprints
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        Always save the beef chunks for later. They’re great in a late night cocktail.

  • @HootinNHollerin
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    “Where’s the alcohol? Is this just mixer? Who drinks just mixer?” - Charlie Kelly

    • @RGB3x3
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      People who drink sodas? And juice? And for mocktails?