while it’s broadcast live, who would you choose?
Yes, this is entirely meant to be a silly question. It’s not meant to be serious or divisive in any way use it as a chance to I guess make fun and stuff see what kind of jokes you got.
Justin Trudeau and all of Trump’s female relatives are off limits. Gavin newsom’s off limits too. So is AOC. Zielinsky and Obama are off limits to so is Michelle Obama and her daughters even though they don’t really count they’re not politicians yet or I don’t think I don’t know
Bernie Sanders, no question
Omg lol
The most attractive 1% of the politicians receive 99% of the cheek kisses. It’s time to take a stand.
I am once again asking for consentual cheek smooches.
I don’t understand that reaction. He’s one of the incredibly few internationally well-known politicians that is actually intelligent, a good person and really fights for the good of humanity.
Is your reaction because he’s old? That only shows you are incredibly childish, dumb and shitty.
Is joke lay off
Young people laughing at old people is natural… But they get old themselves later and have to feel old and ugly too.
Consensual?
I’ll take one for the team. Dress in a string bikini, hairy man ass hanging out, slap on some lipstick, kiss Donald Trump during a live press briefing and make it super sensual. Make it seem like we’re lovers. “You’re my…” look at cameras “best friend… I… I… love you.” run away weeping That could cost him a few thousand votes, which might be enough to swing the election if they’re in a key district.
Or Angela Merkel. She has a twinkle in her eye.
I salute you and honor your sacrifice.
Margaret Thatcher, she’s as hot today as she was in 1985.
I guarantee it’s hotter where she is than where she was before she died
We all know that Trump and his followers would find a way to make you a gay loser and him a straight God.
I choose death
Alright lol
I’d kiss Matt Gaetzs weird lookin bitch ass . He’s so weird looking man… like dam
I put his face in a photo distort app and it actually fixed it LOL like how the fuck is that even possible
AOC of course. She’s fine. Bonus points if I get to put my dick in Johnson’s mouth.
AOC is dreamy. Easy choice.
You’re gonna have to fight Shapiro for it.
AOC or Bernie Sanders
Literally my answer, we have to share.
We can form a line and make an event out of it. Maybe a festival of some kind.
We will have to get Jen Psaki in on it.
If it’s a life-or-death situation then literally any politican. Trump, Putin, Kim Jong Un. I wouldn’t give a damn. Obviously people would know I’m just trying to save my own life.
But since I get to pick any the first that comes to mind is our ex prime minister Sanna Marin.
Trump.
And then I would go on to say “of course we were more than friends though werent we Donny baby… Epstein may have intruduced us when I was 15 but… nobody has ever fucked me so well.” Then snotty bawling and begging him to take me one more time while hungrily backing at him arse first with my pants around my ankles.
They into it? Sanna Marin. They not into it? Ted Cruz
Pick any random Jihadist from the Republican army of the Oligarchy, doesn’t matter which. Making any of those corrupt call girl/persons look a tiny bit more morally dubious could help. Probably not because their entire voter base lacks fundamental logic skills.
Then I’d land one on AOC off camera.
I’m German, so I’m probably kissing former European Left Party President and current MP Gregor Gysi.
- I don’t want to sexually assault anyone, and I think he would find it funny more than anything else
- I don’t want to do it maliciously to like make someone look bad and with his demeanor everyone will be like “it’s nice how chill he handled that”
- I think he did important work so I wouldn’t at all mind being seen with him in public
The only real other option would be Green Party MP Bruno Hönel because he’s the only gay MP I find cute and maybe I can sneak his number…
My senator, Ron Wyden, would be a good choice. He has a sense of humor (I’ve met him) and really respectable politics. I’d feel no shame about doing this.
I choose honorable death from not doing that
I know OP says it’s not serious, it’s silly, but I can’t help but wonder how to do this as strategically as possible…
As a man. It cannot be a woman or there would be some crazy-ass allegations of assault, non-consensual touching, etc. Which would be true. And easily proven, with live broadcast. And AOC is off-limits, buzzkill!!
I would throw on all kinds of makeup & a vibrant (but non-threatening) dress, and a crazy color wig but in a tasteful hairstyle, and make myself unrecognizable. Use a fake voice. I’d be just another face in the LGBTQIA+ crowd. I would choose Dr. Rachel Levine.
It is outrageous behavior, but when everything is outrageous, naturally for Dr. Rachel Levine something of this nature would be a slightly unusual Thursday afternoon occurrence. There would be no outrage, scandal, or backlash. It would probably make Dr. Rachel Levine’s day. It would be a live broadcast, but I don’t think it would be newsworthy. And most importantly, no way in hell anyone would recognize me in full-blown drag. Everybody wins, I get to live.
You can’t just eliminate a big swath of politicians like that. Not and have the question be worth asking.
Yeah, you have to limit it to actual politicians, not their families. But ffs, who wouldn’t shove their tongue down Trudeau’s throat on camera? The man is pretty.
