• @[email protected]
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    19110 months ago

    This is going to end with them taking away the ability to claim children as dependents.

    • body_by_make
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      13310 months ago

      That’s already one of their goals. That only really benefits the poors, who they believe shouldn’t have any sort of benefit at all.

      • @surewhynotlem
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        5210 months ago

        They want poor people having babies. Keeps the wages down.

        • @[email protected]
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          7410 months ago

          Yes, and they want those kids to grow up uneducated and in poverty, to keep wages down for generations.

    • Match!!
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      2310 months ago

      This is going to end with them taking away the ability to claim children as dependents.

      • @danc4498
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        610 months ago

        This is going to end with them taking away the ability to claim children as dependents.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        210 months ago

        This is going to end with them taking away the ability to claim children as dependents.

  • fadingembers
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    9310 months ago

    Expecting Republicans to apply their laws with consistency or logic is like expecting them to suddenly start having a shred of empathy

  • @BigMikeInAustin
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    9210 months ago

    Let’s stop using the word conceived and switch to fertilization.

    Go up and ask a “christian” their birth date. When they tell you, say, “No, the date you were fertilized.”

    Then accuse them of being the only religion that constantly lies about their age to seem younger.

    And tell them that vanity is a sin and they will go to hell for being vain.

    • @[email protected]
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      To be fair, date of birth is not contested. Their argument is that human life starts before birth. If you’re asking for birth date, don’t act confused if they respond with date of birth.

      Maybe if you want to make a point, ask for “age”, and then follow up with a clarifying question - is it since your fertilization or birth?

    • @Cold_Brew_Enema
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      1110 months ago

      This will break the Christian, for they are fragile

      • @[email protected]
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        1410 months ago

        meanwhile swedish church be like “abortion is a right, the bible is gods word interpreted through fallable human hands, and jesus says trans rights”

        • @Moggy
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          1110 months ago

          Sweden sounds better and better every day.

          • @[email protected]
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            910 months ago

            don’t worry, we’re doing our best to ruin it.

            the previous left wing government started plans to construct a new HSR mainline network to connect the majority of citizens in the country, the second the current right wing government got into power that was nuked into oblivion with vague promises of improving existing infrastructure instead (hasn’t happened).

            • @Moggy
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              210 months ago

              Don’t worry. Unless I meet some very nice Swedish gal, it doesn’t seem like I’d be able to move there, anyway.

  • @[email protected]
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    7110 months ago

    I was talking to a friend about how the other states should freeze like millions of embryos so their population goes up, and they get more people in the house of representatives.

    She told me it doesn’t work that way :(

  • @BigMikeInAustin
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    3510 months ago

    What do you think the ruling will be on the eggs aging? If it’s from fertilization, will every live person need to update their age by a few days?

    Will they get the right to vote at 18 years from fertilization?

    These “children” obviously have a handicap, so they should also be get disability for their lifetime.

    • AWildMimicAppears
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      1110 months ago

      Think about how hard it will be to explain the difference between chronological and biological age to the average supporter of this ruling… You will probably have to throw away and replace the eggs every 18 years, or you get more votes but lose the tax advantage.

      • @WaxedWookie
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        410 months ago

        That’d be “murder” though - guess you’ll have to just keep the train rolling.

      • @EvolvedTurtle
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        110 months ago

        I mean eggs are really small So it wouldn’t be hard to keep a ton of them for your whole life

  • @fne8w2ah
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    1910 months ago

    That’s the consequence of hicks rejecting education.

  • @gmtom
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    1810 months ago

    Why does this guy look like he’s in a bad American adaptation of Mr Bean?

  • Pan0wski
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    1610 months ago

    The children need to have Social Security Numbers to be claimed as dependants…

  • @just_change_it
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    What happens when a couple separate and they have a hundred frozen embryos? How much does this impact child support rulings? how about custody?

    Do these “lives” also constitute constituent counts e.g. does this now influence the voting power of a region?

  • @Shotgun_Alice
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    1110 months ago

    Enroll them in private school to also get a child tax credit.

  • @BigMikeInAustin
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    910 months ago

    Well, the Waltons family made their fortune having the federal government pay for employees, so this would be similar.

    • @CptEnder
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      410 months ago

      Looks like child labor’s back on the menu boys!

  • @HeyJoe
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    510 months ago

    I’m pretty sure it costs a lot to do this procedure and even more to continue storage every year. Would love to see the breakdown, but I feel like it may not be worth it?

    • @BigMikeInAustin
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      310 months ago

      But you also don’t have to pay for food or clothes.

      And you could try to argue this is a form of childcare so that you can pay for it with pre-tax dollars in an FSA/HSA account.