• @xkforce
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    967 months ago

    They dont. It just happens that natural selection favored flowers that looked vaguely bird like and over time, flowers that looked more and more like a bird outcompeted the ones that looked less like one.

    • @[email protected]
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      437 months ago

      What’s funny is how absurd this is. Most flowers don’t look like birds and they’re fine.

      • @[email protected]
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        297 months ago

        This has nothing to do with natural selection. It’s just a coincidence that the buds very shortly and from a specific angle vaguely look like birds.

        Most of the images shared are probably photoshopped to enhance the effect too.

      • @[email protected]
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        177 months ago

        It’s about tiny percents.

        A bird will land on a flower.

        A bird will not land on a bird.

        So every one in a million time a bird mistakes a flower for a bird, that’s a flower that survives.

        All you have to do is wait a couple million years for the odds to turn in the bird flower’s favor.

  • @marcos
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    557 months ago

    “Appear to look like”…

    I wonder what they look like if you manage to ignore the appearances.

    • @Tylix
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      187 months ago

      Know what’s wild? For millions of years nothing around ate trees, so when a tree grew and died and fell it was permanently there because there was no rot. Which is how we got petrified forests.

      • @bananabenana
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        47 months ago

        From my readings, I don’t think this is the case. Lignin degradation evolved rapidly with terrestrial plants. Coal and petrified wood is more due to geological events and swamps for example. Evolving ligninases is trivial for bacteria and fungi.

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      7 months ago

      This is brilliant, thanks

      However it doesn’t explain how trees know how to fly (thinking of maple seeds with they’re near-perfect wings)

  • @[email protected]
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    297 months ago

    “…how birds look like…”

    Just one of many issues with the English here.

    • what it looks like
    • how it looks

    You need to pick a lane.

    • @[email protected]
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      107 months ago

      I typically assume it’s a non-native speaker with things like this, but I’m not sure in this case.

      • @Old_Fat_White_Guy
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        37 months ago

        I too try to give the benefit of the doubt when reading stilted text that basically conveys the meaning but the syntax is janky.

        I’m in southern Ohio so there are quite a few people from the hills and hollers around here.

        Methany definitely talks exactly like how that is.

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      I’d read this with commas around ‘like’, rather than with a period after it: “… how birds look, like, I’m afraid” works as a sentence while “… how birds look like. I’m afraid” is both wrong, like you point out, but also sounds much more serious than the jokey tone I’d expect from a message without punctuation and capitalization

      • Lad
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        17 months ago

        We will never know what the tweet author intended lol

    • @PunnyName
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      47 months ago

      Did you understand what was being communicated? Yes? Congratulations!

      Because, really, that’s generally all that’s necessary.

    • @[email protected]
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      7 months ago

      No they’re asking how do birds look like the way they do. In which case the answer is that a bird’s body evolved to be streamlined and lightweight in order to fly more efficiently. /s

    • @[email protected]
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      -37 months ago

      No one cares mate.

      It’s fine to correct the grammar of children in your care, but not really in other circumstances.

    • Lad
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      67 months ago

      The evidence is building, I can no longer deny

    • @PunnyName
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      67 months ago

      I rewatched Annihilation recently. That fucking bear scene still haunts me. Great film.

      • @[email protected]
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        27 months ago

        If you’re into books, it’s also the first book in the Southern Reach Trilogy. The movie was good, but the books really flesh out the situation. I was sad they didn’t continue the movies with the rest of the books.

      • @[email protected]
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        27 months ago

        Just looked it up and it seems like a movie me and my wife would love. I’m surprised I’ve never seen or heard of it… do you have any more movie recs?

        • @PunnyName
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          27 months ago

          Guess it depends on what you like. I would say that Annihilation is a good starting point for cosmic horror, and Event Horizon - I feel - falls into that. Prolly Sphere, too.

          My favorite sci-fi films are Bicentennial Man, The Matrix, Interstellar, Arrival, The Man From Earth, and Another Earth.

          The best Halloween film I’ve seen is Trick r Treat.

  • @[email protected]
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    147 months ago

    Doesn’t this imply that the flower is polinated by bird cocks. Think about it a bird fucks one flower or starts to before realizing, and then later he fucks annother flower thus spreading the pollen of the first flower.

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      No, it just implies that it was adaptive to look like a bird.

      It could be for any number of reasons, including because aliens exist and years ago they were like “let’s screw up all the plants in this area for generations” until the leader’s kid saw one that kind of looked like little birds and threw themselves in front of it and said “wait, no, spare this one.”

    • @[email protected]
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      17 months ago

      Most flighted birds don’t actually have functional penis (ducks are a notable exception). Both the males and females reproduce through their cloaca.

  • @ChowJeeBai
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    67 months ago

    How do you know it’s not a bird trying to look like a plant? Y’know to evade predators and all…

  • 7heo
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    7 months ago

    Why are people so unfathomably dumb, like, I’m afraid.

    • @[email protected]
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      People don’t get the timescale of an evolutionary feature like this. And how long it was only kinda bird like.

    • @[email protected]
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      197 months ago

      Intuitively understanstanding evolution is something most people dont need so i cant really fault people for it. But yeah either trolling or actually stupid who knows.

      • pooberbee (any)
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        157 months ago

        I do wish that the personification of evolution wasn’t such a thing. People so often attribute reasoning or intention to the process, when there is no such thing.

        • kamenLady.
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          57 months ago

          Wait until they advance and start thinking about things like, how did plants find out what bees like to eat. This will spook them to mind-blown town.

      • @grue
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        47 months ago

        Intuitively understanstanding evolution is something most people dont need so i cant really fault people for it.

        LOL, how meta (“people haven’t evolved to understand evolution”).

        • @[email protected]
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          27 months ago

          I mean you just gotta use that big ass evolved brain of yours to understand evolution. No more extra evolution necessary at this point.

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          *gestures broadly*