• The Pantser
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    Makes sense, I wouldn’t endorse anyone who wanted to murder me either.

    • @grue
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      On the other hand, I am a little surprised that he isn’t completely spineless.

      • @Daft_ish
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        He made a play for ousting trump and it fell flat. There is no recovering for pence. Best to just take his toys and go home.

        • @APassenger
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          “take his toys and go home” to a well paid think tank (like the Heritage Foundation).

          He’s still paid for political influence.

          • @MutilationWave
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            Does he have any? Does anyone actually like that guy or think he has anything of substance to say? Anyone at all?

    • @takeda
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      They rarely make sense though. McConnell for example endorsed him.

    • @Passerby6497
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      IDK about you, but I don’t think I’d wait close to 4 years to start talking smack about the dude who tried to have me killed.

  • @Rapidcreek
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    Doesn’t change the fact he refused to fully cooperate with investigations of Trump’s actions on and before 1/6.

    Mike Pence will forever be a coward.

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      And a traitor. Like nearly all republicans.

    • Ghostalmedia
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      249 months ago

      Are we sure they didn’t just want to hang with Mike Pence?

      • @ilinamorato
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        Nobody wants to hang with Mike Pence.

          • @captainlezbian
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            That’s just women and of all the 0 people that want to hang with Mike pence women are especially absent from the list

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          [hans moleman voice] I was saying hang with Mike pence

      • @SuckMyWang
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        It was poor grammar. It should have been “Hang, Mike Pence?”

          • @SuckMyWang
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            Yes this is better, mine didn’t seem quite right

      • @takeda
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        Yeah, you guys took the whole J6 out of context! /s

  • @ZoopZeZoop
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    This just in: Victim of leopard mauling says he won’t give leopard second helping.

    Fuck this guy. I’m not giving him credit for not being a completely horrible person when he has been a horrible person. He hasn’t learned anything, made amends, etc. He just doesn’t want the person who put hundreds of people on a mission for his head to have total power.

    • kreekybonez
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      think of the poor, hungry leopards!

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    Everyone’s (rightly) focusing on 1/6 so I’ll go a different route and mention what I think was Pence’s biggest moment of public humiliation and utter servility as VP:

    Remember back in 2017 when Trump made Mike Pence to go to that Colts v. 49ers game then throw a racist temper tantrum and storm out when players took a knee during the national anthem? Lmao

    How’d selling your soul to be Trump’s VP work out for ya there Pence-y boy? Really gave your political career a boost, eh?

  • @[email protected]
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    Imagine if you will you have a direct communication link with God. He tells ya, “You’re gonna be the prez of the US, Mikey.” And then this orange turd of human being says, “Be my vice prez, and you’ll be one heart attack way from the Oval Office.” All you have to do is give up the entire moral structure you’ve based your life around. But God said it would happen, right?

    Then the bronze shit stain tries to get you killed because you have one, single, last thread of what you were that even God himself wouldn’t ask for you to give up. But still there’s that hope. “But God said…” So you hang on while the golden idol’s flying monkeys boo you every time you step in front of a crowd. You hang onto hope until finally you realize what you thought was God --in fact-- was your own inner dialog bouncing around the insides of your cavernous skull.

    That’s why Pence, after it was all said and done, finally won’t endorse the antichrist.

  • @HLMenckenFanM
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    Not surprised in the slightest.

    • @[email protected]
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      it’s a shame he didn’t have this opinion a bit earlier… say… Jan 2021?

      it’s “nice” that he said that, but… too little too late dude

      • @VinnyDaCat
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        There’s no spine left to lose. Trump stirred up the mob against him, and there’s no way Republican voters are going to forgive him for what they perceive as a slight against their cause.

        If he was actually smart he’d just flip sides completely. Throw it all out there.

  • @morphballganon
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    I’m seeing a bunch of people who haven’t learned from the last 50 years. He doesn’t endorse him now. He will when he’s named nominee.

      • @morphballganon
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        Doesn’t matter. Repugnicans fall in line behind their demagogue only once they have no other path to remain in the good graces of the party.

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          So you’re saying he’ll sacrifice himself to the group at a severe risk to his personal safety?

          • @morphballganon
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            He’ll be convinced that falling in line is in the best interest of his continued safety.

    • @[email protected]
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      This is the comment. News like this propagates the way it’s supposed to on social media without enough people pointing out this happens time and time again

  • @Etterra
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    Media: Mr. Pence, will you be endorsing Trump in 2024?

    Pence: No. Wait yes… maybe? Wait… yeeee-no. No. Yeah I’m sure. Yes. I mean no. No.

  • @[email protected]
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    Pence knew what Trump was planning. He even went to former Vice President Dan Quayle for advice.

    All Pence had to do was go on some of the national news shows and personally tell the public that Trump had lost and that Biden would be sworn in not matter what.

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      He even went to former Vice President Dan Quayle for advice.

      A man who’s mainly remembered for being an enormous dumbass

      • @[email protected]
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        Two thoughts.

        Yes, he picked a man known as an idiot to decide the fate of the Republic.

        Compared to most of the current GOP, Quayle stands like a colossus

  • EtherealMoon
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    It’s mildly interesting to consider how many people Trump has near-literally shat on just for them to open their mouths and say yes please after. Why not Pence? This can’t be a spine, right?

    • @xantoxis
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      At one point he said it wasn’t a fair play for Trump to try to have him hung, but then later apologized for saying that

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    159 months ago

    I think Mother was done with all of it.

  • @[email protected]
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    139 months ago

    I almost forgot about Mike Pence. The only thing I remember about him is I thought he was well spoken. I didn’t agree with anything he said but I liked his voice for some reason.