The Texas senator’s questionable podcast deal with iHeartMedia is raising eyebrows amid his increasingly desperate fundraising efforts

THE WALLS ARE closing in around Ted Cruz, and the Republican senator is lashing out.

Cruz, who has served two terms as Texas junior senator, is facing a tough reelection challenge from former NFL player and current U.S. Rep. ​​Colin Allred (D-Texas), who won Texas’ Democratic Senate primary in a landslide victory last month.

On Wednesday, Cruz begged for donation on Fox News while complaining that Allred is out fundraising his 2018 challenger, former Texas Rep. Beto O’Rourke, by leaps and bounds.

“The Democrats are coming after me, they are gonna spend more than $100 million this year, George Soros is already spending millions of dollars in the state of Texas,” Cruz told Sean Hannity. “My opponent a liberal Democrat named Colin Allred, is out raising Beto O’Rourke, my last opponent, 3 to 1. They are flooding millions of dollars into Texas — and the reason is simple. You remember my last reelection, it was a 3-point race. I won by 2.6 percent.”

  • @Zombiepirate
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    1948 months ago

    Ted Cruz is a lickspittle traitor who blamed his daughters for his leaving the State during an emergency and tried his hardest to overthrow the government.

    Nothing would make me happier than to throw him out of office kicking and screaming on his wolf-scrotum-looking face.

    And that’s the nicest thing I can say about him.

    • Hominine
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      918 months ago

      Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!
      Remember Trump trashing his wife and father during the primary a few cycles ago and Ted working the phone bank after being thrashed?
      Ted Cruz tearing up while working a phone with Trump/Pence signage on the wall.

      • kase
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        58 months ago

        Lmao thank you for this photo

    • @babypigeon
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      38 months ago

      Excellent points, all. Perhaps a bit harsh to wolf scrotums which, unlike Ted Cruz, have a clear and useful purpose for their existence.

  • @vinniep
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    1018 months ago

    I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.

    Al Franken,

    • @givesomefucks
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      8 months ago

      Neoliberals lying to him to get him to resign is still so fucked up… They just didn’t want the competition.

      For those that don’t remember:

      The party leaders kept telling him the only way he could get an investigation to clear his name was to resign. And as soon as he resigned they said an investigation would be pointless since he already resigned…

      At the time it was one of the worst things modern dems had done, but they quickly eclipsed that.

      • @triptrapper
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        18 months ago

        I didn’t know this context. I knew he was being pressured to resign, but I assumed it was by angry constituents.

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    “The Democrats are coming after me, they are gonna spend more than $100 million this year, George Soros is already spending millions of dollars in the state of Texas,” Cruz told Sean Hannity.

    I don’t know whether or not it’s true that Soros has done this, but I do know it’s super weird that he’s such a boogeyman to the right. He’s basically synonymous with The Devil in their playbook of riling up their base.

    Anyway, it’s nice seeing them hate a billionaire for a change.

    • Billiam
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      George Soros is a Jewish man who has spent lots of time and money fighting Soviet influence in eastern Europe.

      Of course Republicans hate him.

    • @[email protected]
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      It is a dogwhistle. For the Repub’s voting base, which is Nazis, they understand he is talking about “Protocols of the Elders of Zion.”

    • @BeMoreCareful
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      88 months ago

      They’d probably rather talk about a billionaire Democrat donor than acknowledging that billionaire Republican foundations are basically what funds their party.

      Preemptive spin, or projection or whataboutism or guilt or something. Defense by offense. I doubt either party really wants to hang a lantern on their funding.

  • @[email protected]
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    538 months ago

    What is the GOP going to do when Soros passes? He has been their boogeyman for so long they will need to replace him somehow.

    • @[email protected]
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      “Soros” is mostly a way of saying “Jew” with plausible deniability. There are plenty of other ways to do that

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      They tend to list the rothschilds or whatever. They’ll come up with more bullshit, they always do.

      Mostly they like to scapegoat soros because he’s jewish even though he’s got like 1/10 the funds of musk

    • @whereisk
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      128 months ago

      Bill Gates is up next. They had a trial run already with COVID conspiracies.

    • @aseriesoftubes
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      88 months ago

      They’ll start a conspiracy theory about how he didn’t really die, and is actually immortal on account of all of the adrenochrome injections harvested from trafficked children by the satanic democratic cabal.

      I am now dumber for having written that.

    • @inclementimmigrant
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      He’ll just be replaced by the Ghost of Soros in a very effective Scooby-doo-esque campaign because that’s how their base rolls.

    • @[email protected]
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      They’ll have Elon Musk spread more lies on Twitter about migrants illegally voting or something.

    • @[email protected]
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      258 months ago

      Oh sheet a footballer? Ted is cooked. They all claim to be christian but we know who the true god of Texas is. The almighty pigskin.

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        128 months ago

        Nobody in Texas outside of Dallas or Houston cares about the NFL, though. It matters more that he played college ball at Baylor, I think.

        I thunk it also matters that he wasn’t very good. According to his Wikipedia page, he only played in 32 games over 4 years as a pro. That probably saved his brain from CTE.

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Allred

        • @phoneymouse
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          The guy went on to get a law degree and a career in government, so you’re probably right. His brain didn’t get scrambled too badly from the NFL.

          • @dhork
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            28 months ago

            You could argue, though, that if his brain did get scrambled he would make the perfect MAGA Republican

    • @danc4498
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      188 months ago

      These headlines come out literally every time he’s up for reelection. And he wins so easily. I feel like it’s just clickbait. Or worse, calls for donations for a doomed campaign

      • @FattestMattest
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        98 months ago

        Lindsay Graham did the same thing in his last re-election

        • @danc4498
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          58 months ago

          And Mitch McConnell. Many people donated to his opponent rather than donating to other races that were Actually competitive.

    • @phoneymouse
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      38 months ago

      Hopefully Allred can turn Texas all blue.

  • @sartalon
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    408 months ago

    Here in Texas, we can vote all blue AND Allred, at the same time.

  • @ATDA
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    308 months ago

    I enjoy calling his office and asking how much money the RNC has sent. They sigh, I giggle.

  • @RememberTheApollo_
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    248 months ago

    Maybe he could run off to a tropical destination while this blows over, too.

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    Ted Cruz is a spineless snake-swine with no sense of morality and definitely no desire to do what’s right for anyone but himself.

  • @cosmicrookie
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    218 months ago

    Anywhere else in the world he would expect to lose it

  • @[email protected]
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    208 months ago

    I’ll be doing my part to see this asshole off to Cancun or wherever the fuck else for good.

    Vote, y’all!