• Mad_Punda.de
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    1378 months ago

    My egg packages here in Sweden have that information printed on them.

    But the version where the egg floats they don’t say to toss it out, but rather crack it open, look, smell. Might still be good.

    • @Beryl
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      768 months ago

      Exactly, the egg floating doesn’t mean that it’s not edible anymore, just that it’s old.

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      368 months ago

      Exactly. If an egg has gone bad, you can’t really miss it.

      Also why it’s good to always quickly check eggs before adding them to a mix.

      • Deebster
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        78 months ago

        Assuming you have a sense of smell. Anosmia affects about 3% of people - probably more since Covid.

        • @AnUnusualRelic
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          The colour is typically also a dead giveaway.

          Of course blind people with anosmia are on their own there.

          • @bitwaba
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            28 months ago

            Must be tough to be a blind person with ansomia and a craving for omelettes.

            • @BeatTakeshi
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              18 months ago

              I felt like cracking a joke but it would stink

      • @[email protected]
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        58 months ago

        I made the mistake of not checking once, as I was cracking eggs into a running mixer. It was awful, I’ll never forget again.

  • @Delphia
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    578 months ago

    Nice try 4chan, last time I microwaved an Iphone.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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      108 months ago

      Don’t eat spoiled eggs.

      I had a coworker who did. She had to go to the emergency room and missed work for a month.

      I think I dunno. That was her story. She could have went to Cancun or backpacked in Europe and made up the story.

      • @Saber_is_dead
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        98 months ago

        What I learn from this is that if I eat spoiled eggs, I have a 2/3 chance of ending up in Cancun or backpacking across Europe. Brb

  • Quokka
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    388 months ago

    Why does the tosser egg have some sort of donut shaped cereal in the bowl?

    • @chonglibloodsport
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      388 months ago

      Clearly they mean: toss the egg in a bowl of Frootloops!

      • Quokka
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        78 months ago

        That makes sense, breakfast food + breakfast food = breakfast.

            • Quokka
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              38 months ago

              When you think about it dinner is really breakfast for the late shift.

              • @[email protected]
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                28 months ago

                Which is the supposed origin of chicken and waffles. Jazz musicians in New York City finishing their gigs in the late night hours between dinner and breakfast would go to Wells Supper Club in Harlem and get a little bit of both.

              • Bonehead
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                18 months ago

                When you think about it, all meals are breakfast because you’re breaking the fast that started after the last meal.

    • @jaybone
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      88 months ago

      It’s part of a complete breakfast.

    • livus
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      48 months ago

      And what is the picture in the background? It sort of looks like breasts.

      • @jaybone
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        118 months ago

        Paging Dr. Rorschach

        • @AtariDump
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          18 months ago

          Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he have so many pictures of my parents fighting?

  • FauxPseudo
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    348 months ago

    This doesn’t tell you if it’s good or bad. Just tells you if it’s new or old. Older eggs have more air in them.

      • FauxPseudo
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        The difference between sinks and floats is a pretty small amount of air. Now if the egg truly does go sideways then there is probably an issue because the air sack has broken. But floating itself doesn’t say anything about the safety of the egg.

        • @[email protected]
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          18 months ago

          Have ya ever cracked open a floater? I have recently and it took a few hours for the smell to leave the kitchen

          • FauxPseudo
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            128 months ago

            Have you ever cracked open a floater and found a perfectly fine egg? You are counting the ones that confirm your bias but don’t have a large enough sample size to work from. I have 21 chickens. 5 ducks and an unknown number of geese that lay eggs. I’ve seen fresh hour old eggs that are bad and sink. I’ve seen 6 week old eggs stored at room temperature that sink. I’ve had day one eggs that float and are still fine. Eggs are a natural product with high amounts of variation. We can’t even reliably tell if a fertilized egg is male or female using the best science available and people expect a float test to determine if it’s infected with bacteria? Not happening. The float test tells you how much air is in it. That’s all. And that isn’t even a guaranteed way to determine age.

      • @[email protected]
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        98 months ago

        I regularly cook eggs that float on water before boiling. It’s still good. Don’t waste food.

  • @nutsack
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    I live in a country where they don’t boil and bleach the duck placenta off of the egg so you can just sort of keep them on the floor outside of the refrigerator for days and it doesn’t matter it’s fine

      • @[email protected]
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        148 months ago

        I’d say for a few weeks, at least for me i keep eggs on the counter and have never had spoiled eggs

      • @Agent641
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        108 months ago

        Until you eat them

    • @RoyalEngineering
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      18 months ago

      boil and bleach the duck placenta off of the egg

      What on earth.

      Is this a non-US thing? I’ve never heard of this practice and I worked for a farmer that raised chickens and sold eggs.

      • @[email protected]
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        98 months ago

        Not boiled but “washed” probably with bleach.

        Eggs are porous. Birds leave a coating on them that blocks the pores and prevents bacteria getting in but washing the eggs removes that protective coating.

        Pretty sure you do this in the US but not every country does.

        • @[email protected]
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          28 months ago

          I wonder how they get them to look nice then. Do they take the egg instantly? Do they refresh the chickens’ nesting material all the time? Does the egg fall down a hole the moment it’s laid?

          • @[email protected]
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            28 months ago

            It’s literally the last one.

            The other commenter is talking about cage farms, but even free range hens have a similar system.

            Hens will always lay their eggs in the same place. So she will cluck around living her best life outside, then go back to the coop to lay an egg in her favourite nest. It’s easy enough to make a hole in the nest and a gravity based collection system underneath.

            This is not only to keep the eggs clean but also to protect them from the hens, including the one that laid it.

            Modern laying breeds are absolute nutters. Their sole purpose (target attribute) is to produce an egg a day. It’s not uncommon for these deranged weirdos to lay an egg, stand up, crack it open, and consume the contents.

          • @[email protected]
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            28 months ago

            I’ve physically set up chicken “coops” and the steel cage they stand on all day is big enough for eggs to fall into then rolls down to a conveyor and collected.

            There is no bedding and up to 10 chickens in a 1’x3’x 1.5’ cage. I felt horrendous leaving that place by the time I was done

      • @[email protected]
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        48 months ago

        An industrialized system to promote waste. None of the smaller farms in my area (Eastern Ont Canada) wash their eggs but the ones that get sold to stores must.

  • THCDenton
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    138 months ago
    1. Eat
    2. Eat
    3. Eat
    4. Eat
  • @Heavybell
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    108 months ago

    This is extra important if you’re eating eggs you got from A Guy instead of like a supermarket.

  • Nepenthe
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    Remember, if the thick cloud emitted by the egg only drifts upwards, it’s probably no good.

    No, this graphic really is solid advice for people to know, but damn if it could have been designed with a little more forethought. Imagine, for instance, if the reader is yellow/blue colorblind. They could make a guess at what’s happening, but they may not quite be sure. Arrows are doing 99% of the lifting, here.

    • @[email protected]
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      48 months ago

      I think it’s if it produces both a thick gas cloud and Fruitloops. If it’s only one of those, it may still be good.

    • @[email protected]
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      The older an egg gets the more experienced it gets with swimming. I once had an egg that was so old, it could do 4 laps in an Olympic swimming pool in under a minute

      Unfortunately by that zime it had already gone bad. Started smoking, got into trouble with the law, that sorta stuff. Must be because of that satanic heavy metal music

      • @[email protected]
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        38 months ago

        Thanks for this explanation! I couldn’t understand how the overall mass of the egg would change, even if some of the contents turned to a gas.

    • @[email protected]
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      48 months ago

      As an egg gets older it starts to break down, so it’s density becomes less. Eventually it’s density will be less than the water so it’ll begin to float.

  • @[email protected]
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    88 months ago

    Advice: Don’t trust infographics with zero source reporting for things as important as food safety.

  • @Ejh3k
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    78 months ago

    But which stage is best for hard boiling?

    • @[email protected]
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      188 months ago

      As close as you can get to “eat soon”. It’ll have a decent air pocket developed and the membrane adhering to the shell will be weaker.

  • Nora
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    -268 months ago

    Gotta eat me some chicken menstruations. Mmm mmm!

    • southsamurai
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      88 months ago

      Menses.

      Also, that’s some really bad biology there.

      The closest comparison to human cycles could be ovulation, not menstruation. Hell, it would be closer to childbirth than menstruation.

      Also, the sounds hens make before, during, and after laying are… impressive. Definitely closer to childbirth in that regard.

    • @jaybone
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      28 months ago

      They used to have the six piece on the dollar menu. But that’s capitalism for you. 🤷‍♀️