• @Coach
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      Every accusation is an admission.

    • Billiam
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      Nah, it was probably more like a greasy shit overloaded his Depends and ran out onto the chair.

    • @[email protected]
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      So, did that happen just before the Tiny Desk Thanksgiving talk? I don’t think they ever really explained why he wasn’t using the Resolute Desk for that talk.

    • FuglyDuck
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      probably with dozens of people watching, too.

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        Wait, where did he meet those Russian spies at?

    • Goku
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      Probably after he ate the notes and then when the staffers told him he can’t do that he shitted it back out for them.

    • @CharlesDarwin
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      If he did, it’s probably because he hates Obama so very much.

  • Admiral Patrick
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    Since everything he says is projection, one can only assume some poor aide had to change his diaper on that very same desk.

    • ivanafterall
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      This is literally projection, now that people know he doesn’t take care of his hygiene (shocking).

      According to a former GOP representative describing the odor:

      “It’s not good. The best way to describe it… take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that all in a blender and bottle that as a cologne.”

      Source.

  • @eran_morad
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    Got it, trump shat on the Resolute Desk. This is no surprise.

  • hotspur
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    That means the he probably took a shit on the desk. It’s standard playbook with all them—you accuse the opposition of doing the freaky shit you’re actually doing.

    But to be fair, it’s very likely both of them wear diapers, so there could have been an accident, eh?

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      Yup. Trump definitely pooped on the Oval Office desk. He’s probably shiting on desks right now in Mar a lardo

  • @Treczoks
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    As we all know, Trump and his MAGA heads are masters of projection. Go figure what this means for “A president shat on the desk in the Oval Office”.

  • @robocall
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    Who are these billionaires and what companies do they own that are supporting Trump?

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      There’s an app called ‘Goods’ ‘Goods Unite Us’ on Android (and I assume iOS) that allows you to search for companies and brands and see who they find politically.

      Edit: I was just looking at the icon. The Android app is actually called ‘Goods Unite Us’. Thanks for the tip via the iOS app, u/marketsnodsbury.

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    So it’s tradition for presidents to leave a letter to the next president. Do we now have a clue what Trump left for Biden?

  • @[email protected]
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    I know it’s been said a bunch of times now, but I’ve never been so convinced of anything in my life as much as I’m convinced this means Trump shat in the Oval.

  • @PedroMaldonado
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    This guy is the gop candidate? Man. The Russians and the. Chinese must be laughing their ass off at us.

  • @mipadaitu
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    Probably spilled his Goya beans on it.

  • SmurfNuts
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    Says the incontinent fuckwit lol. What did he have to gain from saying this? He’s just confirming what we already know. Which is the oval office smelled like a toilet and body odor during his pathetic reign on a daily basis.