• @[email protected]
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    Multi-shot upgrade. Get slingshot. Shoot $100 bill with my slingshot. Fires double the amount of money. 💰 profit? 📈💸

  • @saltesc
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    1810 months ago

    My vision’s never been great, so I’ll gamble on looking like Obama being more literal than sharing his physical appearance.

    • no bananaOP
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      710 months ago

      That’s a great bet to make! I’d personally pick big onion. It intrigues me.

      • @esc27
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        410 months ago

        Probably turns you into Shrek

  • @Drivebyhaiku
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    Backflips. Never been the least bit athletic aside from my lifting strength and endurance. Just to surprise the everliving hell out of my friends and then never do so again without ever offering an explanation.

    • no bananaOP
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      610 months ago

      What if losing the ability means breaking your neck on the last try?

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        A few is more than two. You could safely do two flips and leave it at that, which would still be pretty cool.

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        Well obviously not gunna break my neck… But one solid backflip would be enough to gaslight my friends.

      • Turun
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        As long as you tuck properly it’s really hard to land in a damaging way*

        Back flips are surprisingly possible with some exercise. I can do them on flat ground. If you have a gym nearby with those big blue mats you can try them with much risk.

        *Terms and conditions apply when you’re fat.

    • @Klear
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      110 months ago

      Finally a chance to snap a bad guy’s neck and save the day.

    • @surewhynotlem
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      910 months ago

      Look, there was no way we could know it would summon a Lake Troll

      • @RizzRustbolt
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        110 months ago

        We don’t serve people who summon lake trolls here!

  • Jack Riddle
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    Green green green green I fucking love the great old ones I want my sanity to abandon me and to laugh and scream and learn new ways to hurt eachother

    • @gmtom
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      410 months ago

      No you misunderstand, that pill just makes a loud noise go off in a retirement home.

  • @june
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    710 months ago

    Backflip.

    I imagine that means my body won’t hurt and I’ll have the athleticism to do a few backflips until I’ve done them. If I don’t do them, then my body is just suddenly healthy and pain free.

    At 40, I’ll take that shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      610 months ago

      No, that’s literally the only exercise you can do. Your body is absolutely optimizer to do 3 backflips and nothing else.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    10 months ago

    What is multi-shot upgrade do?

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    610 months ago

    Nobody picked the pink pill?

    🩷Pizza time is already broken and I can do so much damage in a minute!🩷

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    610 months ago

    Ooooh, nice, I’m always game for more multishot. I’ve got too much base damage bonus, I need more multipliers on my build.

  • @ericbomb
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    610 months ago

    Obama as now, or at the same age as me?

    30 YO Obama looked amazing.

  • @quinkin
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    510 months ago

    Tell me more about this big onion. Do I get a big onion or become a big onion?

    • no bananaOP
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      210 months ago

      I don’t know. I picked it but it hasn’t yet arrived.